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{F-=NIGH†FYRE=-U}

When I think of a good headline, it'll be the cleverest shit you've ever heard.

About Me

-I'm Audrey, or Nightfyre, depending on where you met me.
* *I bellydance.
*I don't do drama.
*I love seeing people happy.
*I respect, and expect the same.
*I'm a NAUI certified Master SCUBA diver.
*My last name is awesome.
*I try not to play head games.
*Fuck the Po-lice.
*I grew up too fast by some standards, but it suits me fine. I wouldn't have my life any other way.
*Step outside yourself!
*I'm spritual, but I abhor organized religion. I will TRY to respect your beliefs, just don't force them on me or I'll jam them right back down your throat.

*I'm a pretty approachable person, but first impressions are everything.
*Chances are I'll like you.

p.s.
Playing dumb is NOT cute. Being ditzy is NOT cute. BEING UNABLE TO SPEAK AND SPELL ENGLISH IS NOT CUTE.
Go hold an unskilled, unfulfilling job far from me.
:)

My Interests


Hell yes:
♠ RAVING!
♠SCUBA
♠Cyber/Industrial
♠Absinthe
♠Visual Kei and J-Rock
♠Thanatology
♠Pretty eyes
♠Soft hands
♠Tallness
♠Intelligence
♠Boobs (on girls, thanks)
♠Thai Food!
♠Hookah
♠Gaming: DDR, CS, Diablo 2, Wow (70 nelf shadow priest), EQ and EQ2, Guilty Gear and Soul Caliber :)
♠Corsets
♠Ben ;)
♠Rexlace
♠When people show up at my house or call me in the middle of the night
♠Singing
♠Horror
♠Gore
♠Thrift stores
♠HUGE BOOTS
♠eBay
♠Strippers
♠Purple stuff usually
♠Swords
♠Guns!
♠Victorian era medical and funerary practices

Fuck that:
♣People who are proud of being stupid.
♣Private profiles. I didn't want to know you anyway, dickface.
♣Oysters
♣Juggalos (do I really need to elaborate on this one?)
♣Knees... they're just wierd looking
♣Large silverware
♣Celibacy
♣Metal Detectors
♣Strippers
♣Apple Pie
♣The fanatic religious
♣Being cold
♣People with no sense of humor or subtlety
♣People who are verbally abusive in their profiles:
You know, the ones that say, "I'm a bitch and proud of it!" or "I'll fucking mutilate you". Don't add me.

I'd like to meet:

Most people
RAVERS!
People who will TALK to me
If you won't at least do that, then don't add me. It's that simple.

This boy is the cheese to my macaroni. The PB to my J. The Cheech to my Chong. He has mah bucket No one can do it like he does
and I'll stick by him no matter what.
He's wonderful to me, and I can't thank him enough for putting up with me.
2 1/2 years on May 4th 2008
333

Music:

I LOVE HARDSTYLE, HARDCORE, AND HARRRD HOUSEEEE
A: Agonoize, Angerfist, Assemblage 23, Android Lust, Atreyu, Armin Van Buuren, The Agony Scene, As I Lay Dying, Anthrax, The Aquabats, Atreyu, A Perfect Circle, Apoptygma Berzerk, Anti-Flag, Ayria, Aesthetic Perfection, ATB ____________________________________________________________ ______________ B: Bleeding Through, Blood Brothers, Blind Guardian, Black Dahlia Murder, The Bled, Benny Bennassi ____________________________________________________________ ______________ C: Combichrist, C/A/T, Caustic, Christian Death, Catch 22, Clit 45, Cream, The Cure, Coal Chamber, CRADLE OF FILTH, Children of Bodom, Cattle Decapitation, Cruxshadows, Covenant, Cascada ____________________________________________________________ ______________ D: Das Ich, Delta 9, DEVILDRIVER, Dimmu Borgir, The Devotchkas, Deadsy, Diverje, David Bowie, Dir En Grey, Dope, Depeche Mode, DJ Alligator Project, DJ Thee-O, DJ Morbid Kitty, Darvoset ____________________________________________________________ ______________ E: Eisbrecher, Enya, Emilie Autumn ____________________________________________________________ ______________ F: Funker Vogt, Fear Factory, Dj Fritzy, The Faint, Feindflug, Fischerspooner, Fuck Ups ____________________________________________________________ ______________ G: Genitorturers, God Module, GWAR, God Forbid ____________________________________________________________ ______________ H: Himsa, Dj Hixxy, Head Automatica ____________________________________________________________ ______________ I: Infekktion, It Dies Today, Infected Mushroom, In Flames, Imminent Starvation__________________________________________________ ________________________ J:Job For A Cowboy ____________________________________________________________ ______________ K: KMFDM/MDFMK, Killswitch Engage, The Kidneythieves ____________________________________________________________ ______________ L: Laibach, Liquid NRG, Lacuna Coil, Franz Liszt, Lamb of God ____________________________________________________________ ______________ M: Malice Mizer, Mindless Self Indulgence, Manufactura, The Monroes, Machines of Loving Grace, Mnemic, Merzbow, The Murderdolls, Modern English, The Misfits, Mushroomhead ____________________________________________________________ ______________ N: Nile, Neuroticfish, Dj Nosferatu ____________________________________________________________ ______________ O: Otep, Ottmar Liebert, ORGY, Ozone, Old Mans Child ____________________________________________________________ ______________ P: Project Pitchfork, Powerman 5K, Primus, Punish Yourself ____________________________________________________________ ______________ Q: Queen ____________________________________________________________ ______________ R: Razed in Black, Rammstein, Rotterdam Terror Corps, Dj Rankin ____________________________________________________________ ______________ S: SHOWTEK!, Suicide Commando, Skankin Pickle, Skindred, Shadows Fall, Slayer, Snake River Conspiracy, Static X, Save Ferris, Stonesour, Soilwork, Dj Skye ____________________________________________________________ ______________ T: Terrorfakt, TOOL ____________________________________________________________ ______________ U: Unter Null ____________________________________________________________ ______________ V: VNV Nation, Virtual Embrace, Dj Venom, Velvet Acid Christ ____________________________________________________________ ______________ W: Winterkalte, Wierd Al, :wumpscut:, Wolfsheim ____________________________________________________________ ______________ Z: Zeromancer

Movies:

GREEN STREET HOOLIGANS!
Trainspotting
Hackers
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Harold and Maude
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Clerks & Clerks 2
GRANDMA'S BOY
Grindhouse
Evil Dead series ♥
Night of the Living Dead
SAW series
Half Baked
ATL
History of the World Part 1
Young Frankenstein
Blazing Saddles
A Clockwork Orange
Party Monster
Spun
Snatch
Domino
Cheech and Chong movies

Television:

Adult Swim, Comedy Central, Discovery channel, History channel, CSI... that's about it.

Books:

authors:P.C. Hodgell, Irene Radford, Anne McCaffrey, Anne Rice, Christopher Rice, C.J. Cherryh, Anne Bishop, Jaqueline Carey, Orson Scott Card, Greg Bear, Gavin Baddeley, Jhonen Vasquez, Clamp... anything that catches my eye

Heroes:

My awesome family.
Roger.
Corin.

My Blog

Bahamas part deux O.o

Dive cruise week!We boarded the 82 foot sailboat, Pirate's Lady, on SaturdayThere were 23 divers aboard including a family from Scotland who we're still hanging out with here in Lucaya. The fathe...
Posted by {F-=NIGH FYRE=-U} on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 02:40:00 PST

Astrological musings

So I adhere to some aspects of astrology. I think as beings we choose to be born under the sign that best fits our game this life. Of course, we don't remember. I don't know why Leo worked so well for...
Posted by {F-=NIGH FYRE=-U} on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:24:00 PST

Still updating for summer?

As you probably know, I had planned to go to Fallbrook to work at Benjamin Rose Tattoo this summer.Last night, May 29th, I crashed my car Almost no damage to the bumper of her pickupBut my bumper, ho...
Posted by {F-=NIGH FYRE=-U} on Sat, 31 May 2008 01:52:00 PST

Its on motherFUCKER yes its ON.

I played civil.Then I played nice.Then I was genuinely friendly and relaxed for a minute.And that's where I went wrong becauseTOM IS BAT-SHIT FUCKING INSANE.I am utterly and entirely OVER it.I got bur...
Posted by {F-=NIGH FYRE=-U} on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:20:00 PST

Coming out of the tunnel

It's time to emerge. This dude straight fucked up my head for a few months.School rode me like i was its malnourished donkey bitch.I got LAZY.I let myself go :(My thinking, working, living habits... ...
Posted by {F-=NIGH FYRE=-U} on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:58:00 PST

The Bahamas!

So we got here at 10pm weds. night and the cabs are all rickety old vans here... the so-called "buses" are the same run down vans the hotel rooms are actually really uncomfortable... the beds are atro...
Posted by {F-=NIGH FYRE=-U} on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 08:27:00 PST

Intact and then some

All that needs to be said is I've not felt so.... complete in longer than I can remember. My extended rantings are in my deadjournal, which noone will ever read and I prefer it that way. But... I wish...
Posted by {F-=NIGH FYRE=-U} on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 10:47:00 PST

I think... OH! *faints*

I ... I think ... I.... *squeak!* I'm so scared, it's so new... I'm just begging to be hurt I know it! I know it will hurt and I'll walk away knowing I never should've done it. But I think I'm going t...
Posted by {F-=NIGH FYRE=-U} on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 09:58:00 PST

Several quizzes, no you don't have to read or do them but they're fun

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Right index finger- I was feeding my iguana and he bit me. 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?Nothing right now but soon posters. Lots of posters... and my ...
Posted by {F-=NIGH FYRE=-U} on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 02:21:00 PST

OZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZfuckingFESSSSSST!!!!!!!!!

HOLY CUNT!!!!!! I just got back from the most awesometastic night EVER... As I Lay Dying, KSE, In Flames, MUDVAYNE, Slipknot, MAIDEN!!!! AND... BLACK fuckingSABBATH we got there a bit late to see Arc...
Posted by {F-=NIGH FYRE=-U} on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 01:56:00 PST