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Krishan

If fame's a bitch then why do I still wanna tap that sh*t??

About Me

I am 6 foot 3 inches tall and straight as a white line. I am sharp as your mach turbo razor although quite reclusive at times. As a profession I currently aid in the management of approximately $1.1 billion in global hedged equities. However, I also run a private business selling white rock (the legal kind). My history is quite intriguing actually. I was borne onto this continent with little money and family at the age of 8 years. At times I was perplexed by the unsupportive nature of the American people and their affinity for such nonsensical, materialistic matters but, gradually, I learned how to perceive within their framework and thus began my ascent towards domination of their way of life. My recent accomplishments include: Making my first $1 million when I turned 21 years old. Purchasing an ocean-view house and my favorite car (at the time), the Porsche Carrera when I turned 22, and being profiled on ABC, CBS, and NBC (CNBC) national television as well as the Wall Street Journal when I turned 23 years old. I have taken a brief respite from my wealth-accumulating efforts in order to fulfill my ever-burgeoning, insatiable appetite for knowledge by obtaining my Master's in Business (Finance) at the local university, USC.

My Interests

I try to engage in the same worldly matters as the commonpeople. I keep up to date with the driveling banter as found on today's music television, the oprah winfrey show and so on. My hobbies include Astronomy, Greek Mythology, and Macroeconomics.

I'd like to meet:

Beautiful women who can 1) amuse with me with their secular pontifications or 2) engage with me in an occasional aperitif and dissemble with me our most primordial desires so I can go back to fulfilling my destiny in this world; making money and saving the human race from extinction. Pending his tranformation from cartoon character to human state I would also like to meet Stewy from Family Guy.

Music:

I listen to Kanye West, Tupac Shakur, Kurt Cobain and many of the other renowned poets of the 21st and 20th centuries. I also enjoy listening to technologically advanced music, named Breakbeat, which is currently popular in the Southern region of Florida.

Movies:

I enjoy satirical drama. I prefer movies that have an anthropological signficance and that highlight periods of irrational exuberance in our society along with return to martial law. These include The Godfather, Scarface, Taxi Driver, and many of the older films with DeNiro, Pacino, and even some recent films with Depp or directed by Quintin Tarantino.

Television:

I have recently purchased an electromagnetic Plasma matter television. Of course when I found there was a television that leveraged the 4th and most underused state of matter I knew I must have one. Currently I have taken a liking for the television show, Entourage as it reminds me of my days in undergrad. However, I sometimes find myself intrigued by The OC as it reminds me of my youth on the streets of Bombay.

Books:

I primarily read business magazines and listen to Forbes and the Wall Street Journal in Audible download format. In 2nd grade I won the summer reading contest by reading the entire Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew series in one summer. This is an accomplishment I'm quite proud of as I won 30 free ice cream cones at Baskin n Robbins.

Heroes:

I am the greatest proponent of Michael Milken. In addition to revolutionizing the U.S. capital markets by single-handedly inventing the junk bond industry and breaking the record for single year individual salary ($1 billion) he has been able to fight off intrusion by the U.S. government into his affairs, use his accumulated wealth to create mass-scale not-for-profit technological innovation in child-level education, and has survived, battling off cancer, for over a decade now.