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The Lord of MySpace (Im so darned holy!)

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hello and bless you for coming to my page. My name is The Lord of Myspace, however my friends, you can call me Chuck for short. I just popped into existance quite recently (although MySpace don't seem to cater for infinite beings or recently created Gods only people born between 14 and 100 years ago, how narrow minded is that??? so I will have to use my power of good and help them realised their misguided prejudice). I am here to tell ye all my brothers and sisters that I'm here to protect all my little lambs from the wicked wicked beasts that might tempt you to stray to the dark side. What I would ask you to do is to save me into your top friends and that way I can ward off any evil spirits that might wander into your domain and try and seduce you into being very wicked and bad. I cannot tell you too much now about myself...there is..er...too much. You will have to read the MySpace Bible which I will publish on my blog for those of you who would like to know more about my history. What I can say now is that I am very holy and do not like to say any rude words like bum or fanny or even the F word as it is very naughty. I like meditating and chanting and praying as my most favourite things ever. I'm also quite partial to a sacrificed offering now and then.

My Interests

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All ye sinners who have yet to confess your wicked ways must come forth and pray for forgiveness before its too late!!! You must repent all your former wicked ways to cast the evil one from your life forever and be granted a place in my paradise. Do you want to be saved? Do you want the almighty ones forgiveness? Come in to my confession booth and I'll try my very best to turn thee from the dark path. Hallelujah!
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My Blog

CONFESSIONS OF THE SOUL WEEK 2

My children, have you sinned recently?  The Lord can help you repent your wicked ways and save your soul.  Post on thine holy blog and The Lord will give you salvation!  Hallelujah, pra...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:59:00 GMT

The creation of my universe: Ch1...Make it so.

And as the Lord did look upon his world with such boredom and dissapointment as Satelite television wast a farcicle of such magnitude and Nintendo Game Boys were sooooo last Wednesday, he didst f...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:00:00 GMT

Confessions of the Soul Week One

This works just like going into the box people, except all are welcome in my booth  I love all my lambs the same and equal except for members of that wicked extremist gang who blow people up and ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:59:00 GMT