The Lord of MySpace (Im so darned holy!)

Hello and bless you for coming to my page. My name is The Lord of Myspace, however my friends, you can call me Chuck for short. I just popped into existance quite recently (although MySpace don't seem to cater for infinite beings or recently created Gods only people born between 14 and 100 years ago, how narrow minded is that??? so I will have to use my power of good and help them realised their misguided prejudice). I am here to tell ye all my brothers and sisters that I'm here to protect all my little lambs from the wicked wicked beasts that might tempt you to stray to the dark side. What I would ask you to do is to save me into your top friends and that way I can ward off any evil spirits that might wander into your domain and try and seduce you into being very wicked and bad. I cannot tell you too much now about myself...there is..er...too much. You will have to read the MySpace Bible which I will publish on my blog for those of you who would like to know more about my history. What I can say now is that I am very holy and do not like to say any rude words like bum or fanny or even the F word as it is very naughty. I like meditating and chanting and praying as my most favourite things ever. I'm also quite partial to a sacrificed offering now and then.