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I like to dress up like Jerry Garcia and fire up my gas guzzlin,ozone killin,obnoxiously loud'02 Z28,all pimped out with custom lead paint,ivory trim,whale tooth controls and shifter,eagle feather stuffed baby seal skin seats,kitten skin carpet,and a dolphin skin dash,I crank the soundtrack to"Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind"on my 50,000 watt system,and drive 120mph through wildlife sanctuaries throwing plastic sixpack holders out the window by the dozen until I can find a big enough tree to cut down(only the biggest will do)and carve a toothpick out of a branch from the very top of the tree.It makes me feel good,like I accomplished something. But sometimes I like to just take it easy.Grab my dog Pearl and go for a walk in the park,sit by the lake and feed the birds.I like to feed them Alka-Seltzer.They run around like mad and Pearl just loves to chase them around until they pop.Its so cute! If life was always so easy...

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