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River Tam the Fugitive

About Me

I run an escort service in Nome Alaska where the ratio of men to women is currently eleven to one. I am looking for others who want to join my service. I will pay for your plane trip here and you will have a place to stay. There is approximately seven times more demand than I can fill.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Alfonso Cuarón
Mats Söderlund

My Blog

I’m so mad at Santa

I asked for a shiny new nation and all he brought me was a leader who reneged on every one of his promises before even taking office. Wasn't the last guy bad enough?
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 08:05:00 GMT

Guess this guy's job

Here's a note a friend of mine left on his blog today. See if you can guess what his job is before he tells you.I currently live in Brooklyn New York. I stay on the 8th floor of thisbuilding. I have ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 21:46:00 GMT

Large and In Charge

I started drinking coffee in 2008 and put on a lot of weight as a result. It seems that when I get my heart beating fast because of coffee, I lose my sense of physical fitness urgency. The increased b...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 12:37:00 GMT

Bathroom Christmas Tree

I was in a bathroom that had a Christmas tree in it last night. The tree gave the bathroom a smell of natural pine. The tree was a little taller than me and had only stringed popcorn for decoration. I...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 10:37:00 GMT

Presidency takes a lot out of you

Clinton 1992Clinton 2000Bush 2000Bush 2008Obama 2008Obama 2012
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:44:00 GMT

If the war machine is driven by Satan then IRS agents are Satans minions on earth

Jennifer Wants Justice and Peace is the greatest preacher of the word I have on my friends list. She tells it like it is. When I listen to her inspired works, I know that the war machine is like Satan...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:46:00 GMT

Earth Downgraded to Debris Planet

According to expert interpretations of crop circles, aliens have downgraded Earth to a "Debris Planet."
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 09:11:00 GMT

My Official Endorsement

I would love to see McKinney as president just to stick it to everyone in Capitol Hill. That woman would really get in there and shake things up.Nader deserves to be president more than everyone else ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 22:06:00 GMT

TMZ Sucks

It won't follow me around
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:52:00 GMT

Part 3: Using the Internets to Secure Zion for His Chosen People

Be sure to read Part One in TCOOO's blog and Part Two in Zephram Stark's blog.If you would like to stay part of the latest up-to-the-minute Zionist action, install the free Megaphone Alert System for ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:04:00 GMT