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Laura Jensen

Lovin' the Lord in Utah

About Me

I'm pretty much the most awesome person in the world. I speak twenty-three languages, I invented Pop Tarts, I can eat food up my ass and shit out of my mouth, I never use a stunt double, I can name all 50 states in a quarter of a second, I once killed a man with my bare hands, and beer comes out of my nipples. Also, I'm currently taking food and water and turning it into a baby and various waste products without even thinking about it. Pretty impressive, huh?

My Interests

Reading (It's FUNdamental!!), surfing the internet, listening to music, drinking, seducing teenagers, cross-stitching, and of course, eating

I'd like to meet:

Actually, it's WHOM I'd like to meet, but whatever... Rob Zombie, mostly.

Music:

RADIOHEAD!!! Ummm, some DMB, the new Weezer CD, OAR, Hot Hot Heat, Ben Folds, Flogging Molly, Beach Boys, Tenacious D, the Beatles, Gorillaz, Mason Jennings, Virginia Coalition, Dispatch, Ben Harper, Guster, and Elliott Smith. Snow Patrol and American Idiot from Green Day. I like pretty much anything that's chill.

Movies:

OVER THE TOP starring SYLVESTER STALLONE aka GOD!!!!!!!!!

Television:

I love comedies. My favorites include South Park, SNL, The Simpsons, and The Family Guy.

Books:

Too many to mention. If I like you, I'll recommend books, though.

Heroes:

My dad, for making sure I'd always be one of the guys (don't ask). My mom, for always being there for me, even if it's a kind of drugged-out there. Al Gore, for inventing the internet. Jesus because he's either the son of God, or he's played the best joke EVER on the world.

My Blog

Videos

Well, I finally figured out how to take video off of my super-expensive digital video camera and edit and convert it into files that people can watch.  And it only took me seven months!  (Ju...
Posted by Laura Jensen on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 06:11:00 PST

Back in Evansville, getting ready for the wedding

Well, Mike and I flew back to Evansville on Thursday, and we've been getting ready for this wedding.  I'm not going to lie to you.  I'm pretty freaked out.  But when it gets bad, I just...
Posted by Laura Jensen on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 06:41:00 PST