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Number nine with my head on the bar

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he'

About Me

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

I HAVE ALREADY MET HER!WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO BE---------------If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.

Music:

LESS THAN JAKE, BRAND NEW, READ YELLOW, THE BRAVERY, HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS, OUTKAST, DMX, SUGAR HILL GANG, MOSDEF, TALIB KWALI, COMMON, BOB MARLEY, WEBSTER HALL COLLECTIONS, CHEMICAL BROTHERS, DARUDE, PLAIN WHITE T'S, RILO KILEY, DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL, SAVES THE DAY, THE USED, SNOW PATROL, FROM AUTUMN TO ASHES, EVERY TIME I DIE, ARMOR FOR SLEEP, H.I.M., Cky, THE POSTAL SERVICE, WEEZER, LUCKY BOYS CONFUSION, FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND, DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE, THE ELEMENT, THE CLASH, THE CURE, HEY MERCEDES, ALEXISONFIRE, A.F.I., ATREYU, TAKING BACK SUNDAY, BEASTIE BOYS, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

Movies:

any kind of movie that has a good story, or that can make me laugh. like office space, A BRONX TALE, THE GODFATHER, CASINO, SCARFACE, BRUCE ALMIGHTY

Television:

i watch comedy central, cartoon network, discovery channel, and tlc. oh and i love mtv2- headbangers ball rocks!

Books:

stephen kings whole collection he is the only person i really like to read..... oh and dr seuss. is that childish?

Heroes:

family.

My Blog

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ, that's a pretty faceThe kind you'd find on someone that could saveIf they don't put me awayWell, it'll be a miracleDo you believe you're missing outThat everything good is happening some...
Posted by Number nine with my head on the bar on Thu, 31 May 2007 09:57:00 PST

The Only Medicine

I WASH IT DOWNjust to block out all the soundI NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ALONEWELL look at me nowSleepless nightsPainful goodbyesWho the hell was I kidding?the room starts to spinALL ALONE AND BLEEDING...
Posted by Number nine with my head on the bar on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 01:33:00 PST

Suspension

Lately I'm alrightand lately I'm not scaredI've figured out,that what you do to me feels like I'm floating on air.I don't need to know right now all I know is I believe in the very thing that got us h...
Posted by Number nine with my head on the bar on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 09:02:00 PST

New Slang

Gold teeth and a curse for this town were all in my mouth. Only, i don't know how they got out, dear. Turn me back into the pet that i was when we met. I was happier then with no mind-set. And if you'...
Posted by Number nine with my head on the bar on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 02:03:00 PST

"light up ahead"

Take this heart of darknessI give it upand all the emptinessyou fill it upthe times that I feel nothingyou bring enoughSO I CAN LIVE FOR SOMETHINGYOU LIFT ME UP!and all these bad dreamsI wake up to th...
Posted by Number nine with my head on the bar on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 03:28:00 PST

Masterpiece

My friend, You're always the last one to leave Those dimly lit rooms. Making sure the last glass makes its way to the table empty.And every bottle in the place Has been upside down At least a few time...
Posted by Number nine with my head on the bar on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 10:12:00 PST

another runaway song

Two weeks weWere loversNow you feel left behindShall we beLike othersDon't think it's wasting timeNow we'll be goodYou knew we wouldI still call you all mineYou should beMy otherTell me that things ar...
Posted by Number nine with my head on the bar on Fri, 12 Aug 2005 01:00:00 PST

UNTITLED

My dearestI've missed you very very much since that last night we were togetherAnd will hold that night especially in my memories for years to comeI've been turning it over and over in my mind latelyI...
Posted by Number nine with my head on the bar on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bukowski

Woke up this morning and it seemed to me, that every night turns out to be A little more like Bukowski. And yeah, I know he's a pretty good read. But God who'd wanna be? God who'd wanna be such an ass...
Posted by Number nine with my head on the bar on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

your name here---------> LIZ!

It's the same old situation, it seems it's coming around again.I won't play the fool, I'm not screwing around.I only play to win. I only want what I deserve so who are youtrying to kid? You can call i...
Posted by Number nine with my head on the bar on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST