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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Layout made by Marywell i guess all i can really say about me is take cold beer, whiskey, some recreational fun, road trips, redneck shit, tattoos, bars, my cowboy hats, music, porn, bad and offensive jokes, and throw them into a blender pour them into a shell somewhere in the great republic of Texas and that would be me anything else youll just have to ask or find out for yourself and if ya want to see more pix for some odd reason go to photobucket.com and search for the user jinglenuts and if your on yahoo instant messaging ya can find me as jingledeeznuts

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

IF I DONT KNOW YOU please at least be kind enough to send me a note or something im not tryin to be mr myspace and add everyone on here cuz if i dont talk to ya i delete ya and if your in a band look at the shit i listen to if it dosent sound like you.... dont hit me up other than that..... people who are not driven by drama, people that can go out and act like an ass and have fun, hot females with a lil meat on thier bones (not the whole damn deli tray i just want a snack pack), goth girls, punk rock girls, redneck girls, tattoo'd and peirced females, girls in school girl outfits, thick girls that wear thongs, females in cowboy hats, southern girls with that sexy twang in thier voice, midgets, ninjas, elvis impersonaters, drunks, reddnecks, trailer trash, hillbillys, pro wrasslers,people who give fat discounts or homie hook ups at their place of employment, bruce campbell, the pope

My Blog

An Irish Wake for Jimmy

so it has been almost 2 years since i posted a blog.... and i feel it has come to a good time that i do... i feel like a complete asshole because the last words i said to Jimmy was "quit letting your ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 00:21:00 GMT

words of wisdom and whiskey from the road

well greetings from kcmo its been a long 2 1/2 weeks on the road and 5 more days to go so heres a lil bit of what i may or may not remember from the road with somethings edited to protect the guilty A...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 22:40:00 GMT

my song for the month

yes the song that best describes my last 3 weeks by the supersuckers make a hole make it wide watch my carrer go down the slide i guess that ill go on out with the tide cuz im dead in the water i...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jul 2005 03:05:00 GMT

who pissed in your wheaties??

well it seems that recently the only times ive written blogs are if im annoyed or agro but tonight im both and dont want to sway out of my normal routine because change is scary and im a big giant pus...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jun 2005 03:32:00 GMT

bar behavior 101

most of you know how to behave in a bar some of you might learn something from this or ya can always send this to someone who has no bar etiquite and save yourself the trouble as being known as "hangs...
Posted by on Thu, 26 May 2005 02:33:00 GMT

honesty is the best policy

your a slut..... and a brilliant one at that maybe you should learn not to give it up so fast if your plans for a relationship arent the same as someone elses so ya dont get "duped" because you are a ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Apr 2005 03:43:00 GMT

im going to be a teacher i think

maybe it is just me but isnt bartending school kind of an oxymoron the reason im a bartender is because i couldnt give a flying shit piss about school when i was in it if i wanted more schooling i wou...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Mar 2005 03:42:00 GMT

do you really give a fuck??

people say i talk to much i dont care i talk to much daddy said i failed in life i dont care i failed in life mommy says i drink to much i dont care i drink to much people say im goin nowhere ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jan 2005 18:05:00 GMT

twas the night before malcom x-mas

Twas the night before Christmas, and back at my mansion; My dog was balls deep, in young Scarlett Johansson Three teenage runaways all chained to my bed, Two sucked my tits, while the last gave me h...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Dec 2004 02:11:00 GMT

violence is golden

ahhh yes there is a possibiity that my 2 day violence binge could be in hibernation again i sure will miss it for those of you who dont know about it or would just like to kill some time by reading th...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Dec 2004 03:50:00 GMT