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Roarke

Roarke, Lord of Thunder

About Me

I like Dorritos. For all those who know me, I still go by Rory but don't you wish you had a power name like "Roarke, Lord of Thunder". AND who the hell grows up in Barstow, CA anyway? Get out of there while you still can. When i think back upon the horror i can't help but weep for those poor lost souls who still live there.

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My Interests

Lets take a moment of silence, while I pour out a fourty for our dead homie Jesus.

I'd like to meet:

Hot girls of course, geez what a stupid question. And anybody who has cake. The only reason guys ever get married is because there is a giant cake at the end, don't you guys know anything.

Music:

I like lots of music.

Movies:


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Television:


You Are Homer Simpson
You're just an ordinary, all-American working Joe...

With a special fondness for pork rinds and donuts.

You will be remembered for: your little "isms" and philosophies on life

Your life philosophy: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel." The Simpsons Personality Test

Books:

Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time Series, The Runelord Series, The Sword of Truth Series, Bible, Bible inspired literature. Comics. I am not going to put specific titles there would be to many. I like to read. And yes, I am a nerd, I just happen to be very good looking. They aren't mutually exclusive you know.

Heroes:

The man who invented Oreo's