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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am 5'8'', have black and pink hair at the moment, brown eyes, a job and a friend name chuckles who has a smashed up nissan sentra and a dead taxidermy mouse for a pet named buddy. I have lop-sided tits and a twitchy foot and a cat named Mama Maybelle Titty Kitty Macgabsalot. I have four dollars and 37 ccents in my pocket right now, need a beer and a new carbuerator for my 65 Dart. I work at Y-Que in Hollywood and hate people most people that ...actually I just hate most people period. But maybe you could change my faith in humanity, so give me a chance, nugget! I also have a backwards uterus which is very handy... .. codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/ flash/swflash.cab..version=6,0,0,0" WIDTH="780" HEIGHT="600" id="puz299051" ALIGN=""> .. .. .. .. .. .. ..>

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From Go-Quiz.com
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Blind Dancer.
Where You Lived: Boliva.
How You Died: Decapitation. Who Were You In a Past Life?I scored a 59% on the "How Moke Are You/You Stay?" Quizie! What about you?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Professor Snape (I have a secret crush on him), a johnny depp I can lock up in a cage and call my own, Domokun, Amy Sedaris, a psychic stock broker, someone who will rub my feet and say funny things at odd times and tow me on a skate board with his/her bike and wash the dishes (not while towing me). Oh, and this guy....---->

My Blog

Lucky streak

Last night I won two seasons of my favorite TV show from Adam because I kicked his okole in air hockey and then smoked him in bowling right after..... Then I just came home  tonight to discover f...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:13:00 GMT

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebrities - Collage - Morph
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:34:00 GMT

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Family tree charts
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:33:00 GMT

Celebrity Morph" by MyHeritage

MyHeritage: Family tree - Genealogy - Celebrity
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:32:00 GMT

Heres to Corrine Mojarro...

She passed away on Monday, July 31 2007, 82 years old, a mother of 7, grandmother of 19 (hope I counted right)!! Beautiful lady, small and petite, but with a big voice and big laugh. I will miss ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 09:43:00 GMT

The Dwarves and Dickies

Yep, they are playing on Saturday. I wish I could go, but I get to close up shop at work. Guess those are the breaks when you are now a "responsible, tax paying, adult". They are playing with Throw Ra...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 13:05:00 GMT

Ahoy!

Ok, later, going on my free caribbean cruise now! It's the very first sailing of Royal Caribbean's new ship called Liberty of the Seas, hopefully it'll do better than the titanic and hopefully I'll ge...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 18:19:00 GMT

The Motherland

So I'm headed to the motherland in a couple of days, South Korea. For those that don't know, yes, I am a quarter korean and grew up knowing only the korean side of my family in hawaii. I've been achin...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:06:00 GMT

chasing axl rose

I have such crazy dreams, but the one I had last night was one to jot down, but I can't find my journal in my dirty house, so I guess I'll just throw it up here for now. I think I dreamt this because ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 13:11:00 GMT

123/158 Not bad.

I normally HATE surveys, but this one was fun and it actually made me think of all of the little and big things I've done and boosted my self esteem a little about where I'm at in life. I got 123 ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 10:47:00 GMT