Cynthia Lee

Cynthia Lee was a girl with an ice pick stranded on another planet. She has just recently found herself here on earth. Among the hairpin turns of fluffy blue eyeliner 80s pop and an ice bucket full of wet black t-shirts with tattered rock band insignias, she's ready to take the world by storm. Or by bus.Not alot of singy solo acts make it past the Hollywood sign, but she continues to step over dead bodies and press on. With red hots and licorice whips there is just enough dirty grit to bind it all together, and you better put your hypoglycemia and sugar issues aside because her act is a triumph against saccarin. Chained to a band of pistol whipping young guns, its refreshing to see such talent so un-trigger happy.The songs she pens are straight ahead pop rock played through dirty 3D glasses. She doesn't waste a minute or a cliche to drive home her point. Watch out for the daggars though, because the melodies that suck you in are about to stab you right in the back. Bubble gum pop never got this rock.She's a girl too odd to have been homecoming queen, but you can't tell if she's white trash gussied up or an heiress who's taken to the slums. Her parents probally aren't sure either. She's a late model ingenue, who somehow skipped the Traci Lords episode and still manages to look salacious. In the nicest way possible.Devoid of tatoos and piercings, she's probally too dangerous to actually advertise the fact, not to mention she's a loner, a leader, the driver of her own bandwagon. She'd be your cool older sister except she doesn't hand out advise. She's telling stories about the life you might have lived if you went on every bad date, stayed too late at every party, went down every dark alley, and generally did everything you shouldn't have. She is the other side of the next day after a one night stand you actually wish would have left her number.She is a good girl, a dirty trick, a blooper. She is a bad girl with good taste and excellent manners. She's a call girl who never answers the phone.She's the ideal housewife except she doesn't cook or clean and she refuses to bear your children. She's monogamus but refuses to admit it. Not to mention she is usually in the process of a divorce. Her music will leave you with dirty sheets and a morning boner, and you will keep coming back for more... I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4