Watching movies, taking in fat, making enemies, hating on Art Fags, and being brutally honest...I mean bloody fucking brutally honest.
Bob Barker and all his fine bitches, April's grandma, The Dude and his homeboys, Vincent Gallo, The Aquatic Sea Creature known only as the dreaded Lirpa, Vince Vaughn, and the king at Medieval Times
Clutch
Here's just a few...Lost Highway, Oldboy, The Big Lebowski, Bad Santa, True Romance, Amelie, City of Lost Children, Indiana Jones Trilogy, The Goonies, The Warriors, Big Trouble in Little China, Intacto, The Princess and the Warrior, Winter Sleepers, Buffalo '66, The Isle, Cube, Way of the Gun, Singin' in the Rain, Drop Dead Fred, Coming to America, The Game, U-Turn, Gangster no. 1, Dancer in the Dark, Kingpin, anything by Kubrick, The Salton Sea, Spartan, Dead Alive, Pecker, Phantasm 2, Booty Call, The Spanish Prisoner, Cure, Rounders, Things to do in Denver when You're Dead, Raising Arizona, Dark City, O' Brother where Art Thou?, Bad Lieutenant, Made, Romeo is Bleeding, Audition, Diabolique (original), Next Friday, House of Sand and Fog, Titus, The Pledge, eXistenZ, Adventures in Babysitting, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Human Nature, Being John Malkovich, Paranoia 1.0, and The Adventures of Baron Munchausen...
Da Ali G Show, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The State, King of Queens, That 70's Show, The Honeymooner's, Family Guy, All in the Family, Carnivale, You Can't Do That on Television, South Park, UFC fights, Malcolm in the Middle, Seinfeld, and Scrubs
I started a book once and then a movie was on T.V. I put the book down and the rest was history. BURN THEM ALL AND THE AUTHORS THAT CREATED THEM. God bless technology, and long live the dvd.
The Holy Trinity for making all that which we are, and Vincent Gallo, can you believe that they let a miserable son of a bitch like him walk this Earth...I love him. I need to apprentice under him for a bachelor's in assholism.