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space captain jesus

I am here for Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

My name is Tim and this is me circa January of '07

A lot has changed since that picture was taken; but I am okay with that. I'll add more to this later.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A dragon

Heroes:


my eight-o-fo-ho

My Blog

You fucking disgust me.

Did it feel good? Was it warm and wet and nice and tight? She she fuck you nice and smooth? I bet she did. I bet you both had a fucking fair of a time sliding your bodies together while you stared eve...
Posted by space captain jesus on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:11:00 PST

Porn Wars Episode I: The Phantom Feminist

A long time ago, in a galaxy not so far away, a man by the name of Alfred Charles Kinsey changed the world. Kinsey, who died on August 25th, 1959, was a very learned man. He was awarded a doctoral de...
Posted by space captain jesus on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:01:00 PST

I am...

simply a shell of who I used to be.
Posted by space captain jesus on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 10:43:00 PST

What are your views on fine dining at taco bell?

and she said she loved it.go to that.it will be SO worth it.
Posted by space captain jesus on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:27:00 PST

The tims life blog

Basically: Fuck yea.Life is amazing right now.If anyone wants to join in, you are more than welcome. Im going to have to thank the following people for being amazing:-Shanna-Mike-Liam-Brentt-ER-Taylor...
Posted by space captain jesus on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 08:19:00 PST

Some thingns that would make me love you:

this hoodieand pancakes....
Posted by space captain jesus on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:54:00 PST

Ive figured out the meaning of life...


Posted by space captain jesus on Fri, 11 May 2007 11:59:00 PST

SHUT UP AND DANCE

If you're looking here because you're curious, I love you. If you're looking here because I spammed you regarding the show.. thanks for showing interest :]I want to see a hundred people at this show d...
Posted by space captain jesus on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:38:00 PST

The Fashionista

I haven't designed anything in a long time. This is something I put together over the past two days. It was inspired by the song "Smoke and Mirrors" by Glory Nights.End....
Posted by space captain jesus on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:22:00 PST

Its in the way she moves across the floor..

..and the way she keeps me wanting more.There is nothing like watching the sunrise at 6:30 in the morning with the girl you care about most in your arms.Little kids playing heads and tales with their ...
Posted by space captain jesus on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 05:24:00 PST