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Shaun

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Oh where to begin, well im not attractive. I have absolutely no personality and I am on this thing called myspace because it is the only way I can generate people that I call friends. I have a bum hip from NAM which gives me a limp, one eye and a hairlip. I stutter when I talk but my headgear gives me straight teeth, well the three teeth that I do have are straight. I would shower more often but I dont like being wet and the bathroom is so far to walk to from my room that I get tired and just say forget it. Maybe if I lost some weight I wouldnt get out of breath so easily when I roll out of bed but then that would mean that I would have to get a gym membership and I dont think my unemployment check would cover that and my fast food addiction at the same time. I am as tall as I am wide but my mom says Im special and thats all that matters. If you have even taken the time to read this then you would know that it is all bull and I just wanted to see if anyone was paying attention.... So add me or send me a message already and let the good times rizoll bitches!!!found this fantasy layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I think my life would be complete if I could just sit down to dinner with Kermit the frog and pick his brain to find out how he became such a playa and why all the ladies adore him. With that knowledge I feel that I would be able to conquer the world, or atleast the parking lot at the local 99 cent store, baby steps.... We cant all be famous over nite. I would like to meet the Bunny Rabbit because he is furry like me and still wins popularity contests like no other. Dude, you know who would have been so cool to kick it with... George Burns! Now that man was a straight pimp... I guess I want to meet all ya'll that take the time to send me a invite or message. Im down to meet anyone and chat it up, it obviously helps if you are a beautiful lady... So I guess the overall goal here is to be able to write in this thing like all the rockstars do "Im sorry if I cant respond to all the messages and comments that you send me, I get like 4 million a day and just dont have the time to respond so dont be mad if I dont but I do appreciate them all and read them whenever I get the chance. Thanks for your support. MUAH!!!"

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