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Alison

Motorboating Your Mother Since 1984

About Me

Fine, fine, fine. I am finally posting a pseudo profile. I'm not promising that this profile will be coherent, sensible or interesting though, you needy, demanding bastards (i.e. Magara).Where shall I start, hmmmm. I am a 22 year old college undergrad double majoring in economics and political science at JMU. In December I will be graduating with a degree that will indubitably secure me a job where food stamps will be of absolute necessity.Because I've never been a huge fan of government-issued cheese, I have decided to pursue higher education and apply to law school. Keep your fingers crossed, yikes.I like people that can make complete asses of themselves and laugh about it. I love being completely inappropriate and I always will be the first to cross the line. I love my awkward, crazy friends. If you want to know more, yah gotsta ask.Oh and I'm much too lazy to make my profile look cool, as you can very well see.

My Interests

Motorboating.

I'd like to meet:

Your mother and men in uniform (mmmmmmmmmmm).

Music:

Music that evokes emotion.

Movies:

Ones of the "Lifetime" nature.

Television:

Right now: "The Bernie Mac Show" reruns.

Books:

Right now: "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance."

Heroes:

Cliche answer: friends and family.