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Joe's GIANT Head

About Me

My name is Joe
I'm Cooper's Dad First
I'm a Married Man Second, (I'd don't mess around girls but I'm still able to watch TV, so keep that in mind)
Third I'm a MILWAUKEE BREWER FAN!!!!!
Also..........
I'm married to Cathy for over eight years and we have the Greatest Son in the History of Earth named Cooper.
We live in the middle of the Nevada Dessest in the USA.
I collect Baseball Cards. (You can see some of my Autographed Baseball Cards on the Pic's Page)
I'm over Ten, count em TEN YEARS SOBER!!!! TAKE THAT HOLLYWOOD!!!!
Plus:
I was just thinking, it must be tough for all you people NOT to be me. To know that you're not perfect like The Great and Powerfull Joe the Giant Head. But don't worry, at least you can worship me and send me CASH MONEY to:
Joe the Giant Head
PO Box 2637
Minden, NV 89423
Now go back to your useless lives.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I collect autographs of every Milwaukee Brewer ever so I'd say a few of them.
The Dalai Lama so I could say "Hello Dolly".
Richard Gere so I could get my hampster back.
The Great Steve Bartman! Anyone who Cub Fans blame for them not making the World Series I gotta meet!!!
LOSER CUBS......HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

My Blog

2007 Bowl Game Picks!!!!

2007 Bowl Game Picks!!!Since you should all know I'm a Football Expert, among other things, here are my Bowl Game Picks. You can bet these babys and take the money Straight to the Bank!Note: Games Lis...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 20:53:00 GMT

Christmas is Funner Now then Ever!!!!

Since we had our son Cooper five years ago Christmas has been Funner to me Than Ever!I LOVE seeing Coop on Christmas morning and even though it's my busy season at work I have NEVER missed a Christmas...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:25:00 GMT

What Every Women Needs to Know

Girls, If a guy doesn't have to leave his Girlfriend or Wife to "Hook Up" with you guess what...HE IS NEVER LEAVING HIS GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE FOR YOU!There is NOTHING you can do to change that fact!I'm a...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 01:54:00 GMT

All I Am

When I was growing up I wondered, like most kids, what I was going to be when I grew up. My Dad, he's in HELL now, use to tell me "You'll be Nothin".I could never find my nitch in life. I'm pretty goo...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 01:05:00 GMT

My Hottest Babes List...If I say it, ITS TRUE!!!!

Here is my list of the current Hottest Babes! I have eliminated any chick who has dared to get old. In other words NO OLD BAGS ALLOWED!This list is NOT in any order:Hottest All Time BabesKelly MonacoJ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:12:00 GMT

Milwaukee Brewers 2007 Re-Cap!

Milwaukee Brewers 2007 SeasonWhile my Milwaukee Brewers didn't make the post season in 2007, it will go down as the start of something GREAT for their future. Here are some of the highlights.The Brewe...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:15:00 GMT

Back Pain SUCKS!!!

I have degenerated disks in my back and neck. I live in pain everyday. It's something that I have to live with for my GREAT Wife Cathy and AWESOME Son Cooper. I don everything every other Husband and ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 23:15:00 GMT

Berkley California’s Four Greatest Exports

The Manson FamilyThe Zodiac KillerThe Unibomber and...BOOB JOBS for MEN!
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 21:40:00 GMT

A Poem about a True American Hero

I wrote this for a Great man who's going through some tough times. We all need to Pray for him.I'm K-fed and I take no crap Here's my Great and Powerfull K-Fed rap Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh I can do what I...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 01:20:00 GMT

I’m Confussed

If there's a "New Z Land" then where is "Old Z Land"?
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 18:57:00 GMT