Ray

Sindromes

A man goes to the psychiatrist and complains to the doctor about his daily carpool commute. He says, "Doc, I am ok with driving in traffic. I am cool with driving in the rain and even ...
Posted by Ray on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 04:44:00 PST

A-hole

A man goes to see a proctologist and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I've been stopped up for a week, and I feel like crap." The doctor says, "Put on the robe, and I'll give you an exam." while donning...
Posted by Ray on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

AVOID THIS OPTOMETRIST!!!

I didn't really know what to write here, and my friend slammed me for posting my inspirational president speech, so I figured I'd write one of my funnys. I got tons of em, but if you think they're lam...
Posted by Ray on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Theodore Roosevelt:

"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena;...
Posted by Ray on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST