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D. for Darren

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About Me


Masculine and friendly Geordie bloke(a person from the Tyneside region in north east England).
I Love thunderstorms and rainbows (how gay!).
I can't drive or swim ( but can walk just fine baby!)
My favourite item of clothing is a straight jacket.
I was once in a film with Sting, Alison Steadman, Sean Bean and Melanie Griffith. (it was shit)
I suffer from acute Coulrophobia. That's nothing too serious - it's fear of Clowns! Luckily they don't wander the streets in packs like they used to.
More serious than my Coulrophobia is my S.A.D. (Seasonal Affective Disorder). It's unavoidable given our weather in Britain and effects me during the months we don't get much sunlight - i.e. NOW.
One of the symptoms is I avoid social contact. If I have been sending messages less or generally being 'here' I apologise. Normal service will resume in the Spring (if the clowns don't get me first!)
More information here if you want any further info. Its a great site so if you or anyone you know suffers from S.A.D. i recommend it. "Lumie"
I recently had a new addition to my life in the shape of a dog we call J.D.(Just Dog!) He's a lovely thing, very loving and loyal. I haven't had a dog for about 25 years so it was weird at first but he has quickly became a part of my life that i couldn't part with.
He's *mostly* well behaved, apart from the time we came back to the gas hob lit and the kitchen at 100 degrees. He loves going out in the car and in the sea at the beach.

"When a dog barks and wags his tail at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?"


I don't use the F word often, but FABULOUS film & FABULOUSMusic

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Banksy, Janet Street Porter, Bjork, Gilbert & George, Neil Tennant, Angie Brown, Edward Burra, Victoria Wood, Traci Lords, Leigh Bowery, Brett Anderson, James Dean Bradfield, Quentin Crisp, Caesar, Jessica Hynes, Gordon Ramsay, Darren Hayes, Kathy Burke, Alan Bennet, Amy Winehouse, Margaret Cho, Divine David,Jo Neary, Tyler Labine, John Waters, Mink Stole, Mark Thomas, Julia Davies

My Blog

Sarah Palin’s Dance remix

Great message. Scary woman - and we thought Margaret thatcher was the worst woman in politics!
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 02:17:00 GMT

Charly Bit me!

It's funny what you can do with the audio from one video and a camera... View this one first.. then this one..
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 04:06:00 GMT

Check out this video: star wars V star trek

Take a camera, slow shutter speed, some torches, and a dark night in London and this is what you get.....Check out this video: star wars V star trek Add to My Profile | More Videos
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 02:44:00 GMT

My Celebrity Lookalikes

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Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:24:00 GMT

Goodbye Myspace - hello Edinburgh Fringe! (for a bit)

I'm off to the Edinburgh Fringe tomorrow (sunday) so posting this so folks don't think I have pissed of to Facebook to fight the BNP I go to Edinburgh Fringe every with my best female friend Joanne (V...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 04:50:00 GMT

Closeted gays, Scientology (and Hairspray!)

It's no secret that i loathe the fact they remade Hairspray, my most perfect movie of all time.Which is why this tickled me:Armistead Maupin is the openly gay author of the 'Tales of the City' series...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:13:00 GMT

Gay Love Bomb!

Funniest story of the week?:THE US Army planned to arm itself with "gay bombs" that would turn enemies into uncontrollable homosexuals.The Pentagon has confirmed its military leaders had investi...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 06:06:00 GMT