Never Lie To A Woman |
A man called home to his wife and said, ' Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get th...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:26:00 GMT |
Sex is Like Math |
Sex is like math: you add the bed . . . subtract the clothes . . . divide the legs . . . leave your solution . . . and pray you don't multiply.
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jun 2009 11:49:00 GMT |
Oldie but Goody |
Unfortunately, as I have gotten a little older, I have become a little less sensitive. So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.....
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jun 2009 07:19:00 GMT |
"Megatron will kill anybody for no reason." |
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:59:00 GMT |
What Are Those For? |
An old married man came home with 6 kittens. His wife asked him, "What are those for?" He said, "They're pall bearers for that dead pussy of yours."
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jun 2009 10:08:00 GMT |
Short Story |
Man driving down road. Woman driving up same road. They pass each other. The woman yells out the window, PIG! Man yells out window, BITCH! Man rounds next curve. Man crashes into a HUGE P...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:12:00 GMT |
Touching |
Only a child..... A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seein...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:06:00 GMT |
How to Stay Young |
We all need to read this one over and over until it becomes part of who we are!HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Try everything twice. On one woman's tombstone she said she wanted this epitaph: Tried everything t...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jun 2009 11:58:00 GMT |
Kids |
For all of you with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally.... "Circumcised" (this is priceless!)A teacher n...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jun 2009 11:49:00 GMT |
How's your Saving's Account? |
This is AWESOME....something we should all remember. A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably combed and sha...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jun 2009 11:38:00 GMT |
