Glandfield

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Welcome to the latest in the wonderful world of Glanders. Glandfield would like to invite you to take part in 'Ask Glanders' where you get to ask any question you want to ask, and he will answer
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Dear Glanders,
My mum says clowns are ugly men who just want to cover their faces. Is this True?
JTG
Hey JTG,
Is it possible that your mum is a closet clown herself? Does she often put too much make-up on? Well this is usually 1 of 2 reasons;
1: Shes ugly as sin
2: She wants to be a clown herself
I often find that clown racists are closet clowns themselves. May I suggest she let off some steam by blowing up that first balloon and get twisting
Glanders

Music:

I cant remember it exactly, but it goes 'did did diddley dee did did diddley did did dee dee, did diddley did diddley de de de de did did de dee'... you know the one

Movies:

IT - Obvious really

Television:

I was a fan of WWE when Doink and Dink were in it. I dont get to watch much TV lately, cos my box dont work... dunno why

Heroes:

Doink, Crackers, Roy Orbison
Did You Know?
Glanders has recently decided to change jobs and has decided to no longer entertain the children of the world. We will follow Glanders as he tries all the different jobs a clown could possible have!

Ok well, we heard a rumour that Glanders was replacing Ronald McDonald as the clown for McDonalds. Anyway, we waited outside of the restaurant for a few hours, when all of a sudden the police arrived and this happened
Turns out Glanders tried to make a few changes to the wiring in the restaurant and set a fat pensioner on fire. She had apparently gone into the wrong restaurant and asked for a 'Flame Grilled Whopper' and within seconds, he turned her into one
Hopefully he'll be out soon so we'll see how he gets on at his next job
Ok so Glanders is out, but not before he made so 'influential' friends in the cells. We heard a rumour that Noel Edmonds has been threatened into allowing Glanders to appear on the infamous 'Deal or No Deal'. Anyway, Noels bodyguard, Mr Blobby, attacked Glanders, fell over and rolled away. So Noel had no option but to let Glanders go on
As you can see, its not going well, and Glanders eventually accepted the bankers offer of £4.50 and a bag of cheese and onion crisps. With the money he bought himself a pastie
Anyway, Glanders has applied for a job as a Refuse Sanitation Engineer so time will tell on that one
Good luck Glanders