Dysfunctional One

Hmm well lets see, I have a fascination with Norse lore that could be considered somewhat unhealthy, I can't keep fish because they have a bad habit of dying whilst i own them (the last one I had looked like Sissy Spacek on ecstasy, and obviously he died) yes, he was a HE. I am over the moon at the moment about a certain person whom I met at Izzy's party who I hope to see again, who dwells in a bogan realm. hahahahah I love Dawn French and Angelina Jolie, also I have an awful lot of respect for Bob Hoskins. Don't ask me why I just seemed to latch onto him when I saw him as Shme in 'Hook' when I was at the jolly old age of eight. Now he's playing some sadistic human rights abuser (TO THE MAX) in a new film with Jet Li and Terry Condon, 'Unleashed', but don't think I will hold any less respect for him! He's Shme forever in my mind. I love Dinotopia (don't snort at me I will punch you, don't think I won't, just because I beam like an exuberant lightbulb half the time doesnt mean I can't be vicious!) and I HATE HATE HATE DAN BROWN! oh you like him do you? *PUNCH* -- *RUNS AWAY LAUGHING MANIACALLY INTO HILLS TO BEFRIEND WOLVES* -- oh yes, I also will punch you for worshipping Dan Brown. AND STANLEY KUBRICK....*GOBBLE GOBBLE RABBLE RABBLE* Oh and I do have undying love (aside from Joe) for dear old Jeordie White who I will always call Twiggy despite the fact he no longer plays for MM. ok, NIN are touring soon, wooooooooo! TwigJeor here I come!In conclusion, small children must be kept out of MY max brenner's at all cost, under pain of disemboweling.