I'd like to meet:
If you have to ask, I probably don't want to meet you!
Music:
The Decemberists, Low, Built to Spill, Mercury Rev, The Flaming Lips, Pulp, Social Distortion, The Delgados, Neko Case, and lots more.
Movies:
I don't really like movies. There are, of course, exceptions, but I am too lazy to name them.
Television:
The Office, Futurama, Gilmore Girls, Nip/Tuck, Robot Chicken.
Books:
Lolita is a linguistic masterpiece. Atlas Shrugged and The Fountainhead also 2 of my favorites.
Heroes:
MEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! And Evel Knievel