"I’m kind of insulted, but in a sexy way." |
"I could own a pair of haunted pants."I fear Craig Ferguson is usurping my love of Conan O'Brien. But I'm not quite sure yet.I am torn between my personalities. On the one had, I love being a hairdr...
Posted by Susannah on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:06:00 PST |
My Celebrity Look-alikes |
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Posted by Susannah on Wed, 23 May 2007 12:11:00 PST |
300 leather panties and me with no popcorn. |
I intended to watch Music & Lyrics, but I was an hour and a half early for the movie. Oops. 300 had started only a half hour before, so I decided to sit in on it until my movie started.My timing was...
Posted by Susannah on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:45:00 PST |
"He's like 'The word is drizzah; D-R-I-Z-Z-A-H, triple word.'" |
It is probably time for me to stop avoiding everyone around me.For the past 20-something years it has worked well for me--handpick the friends I have around me, ignore the others. I have Social Anxie...
Posted by Susannah on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 04:56:00 PST |
Goodnight, dear void. |
"I don't really want an answer. I just want to send this cosmic question out into the void. So goodnight, dear void." -You've Got MailIs it wrong of me to be done with "the dating game" before I'm e...
Posted by Susannah on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:32:00 PST |
it's my lot in life, it's not a lot but it's my life |
My night is consisting of a two-year-old bringing me every utensil in the drawer and asking, "Spoon?" and a five-year-old jumping painfully on my lap and a seven-year-old getting mad at me when I chuc...
Posted by Susannah on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 09:24:00 PST |
"So, you're into turtle porn?" |
It's funny to look around this place and see the people I went to high school with. Very few actually knew me for me, and I knew very few people. Sure, I had more acquaintances than one co...
Posted by Susannah on Tue, 16 May 2006 10:50:00 PST |
Why does a sloth get such a bad rap? |
There are a few shows on TV that really should be more popular than they are based soley on the quality. Much like Arrested Development. But today I'm thinking about Crossing Jordan--I hadn't heard ...
Posted by Susannah on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 10:57:00 PST |
Lets not be friends! |
Guess what!?I am not interested in hooking up with anyone merely because they add me as a friend on here. Really, just don't do it. Especially if you use "wit" instead of "with" or "U" instead of "...
Posted by Susannah on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 12:46:00 PST |
Is Mr. Sandman gay?...why is he picking out attractive men? |
Three hours. THREE HOURS. That is how long I was in my bed last night, unable to sleep.
At one point I gave up and turned on my TV. I watched Law & Order: SVU (I find Elliot...
Posted by Susannah on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 05:03:00 PST |
