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Bruce Campbell Is My Jesus

Vas-y plus fort, mon petit cochon d'amour!

About Me

Ok, so, the about me, ok! I can totally sum myself up in 2 syllables. Ready? Nyss-a! BAM! There ya go, I am me, I am beautiful, I am flawed, and I deserve only the best.
You wanna meet me??? Fine, then you meet ALL of me!
I have something called DID, Dissociative Identity Disorder, which means I have multiple personalities.
And yes, I AM telling the truth.
If you can't deal with that, then I don't need you.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: In alphabetical order: Al, Betsy, Bob, Delilah, Harris, Jenny, Julie, Lou, Sam and Sarah
Birthday: 3 Days before Jesus, HA, I beat you! I win 10 bucks!
Birthplace: Just call me Persephone, I'm trapped down in Hell, living with Hades
Current Location: At the computer, DUH!
Eye Color: Too beautiful for words, trust me, they're life-changers!
Hair Color: Red, not naturally, but shhh, I won't tell if you won't!
Height: 5'5, yea, I got nothin' for this one...
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both, surprisingly
Your Heritage: Greek and Finnish, a dangerous combination!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Shoes? What are those??
Your Weakness: Men in goalie masks *drools*
Your Fears: The Hustle, DUCKS!!, ducks DOING The Hustle *shudders* Too horrible to think of!
Your Perfect Pizza: Daniel Craig! Ohhhhhh! Wait, pizza? Who cares about pizza!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Kill zombies with the cricket bat
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: omgoh!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Am I still asleep, and why is it so damn cold/hot??
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes, by far, or maybe Betty and Veronica, they're nice too....
Your Bedtime: Whenever I collapse into my mammoth bed and think "sleepy sleep!"
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't have a lot, so, Merry :(
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Dr Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Ew! Dude, Jack in the Crack tacos ALL THE WAY!
Single or Group Dates: Single, lets you get to know the person, and undo their fly with your toes
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, I prefer hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate ;)
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, don't gimme that foofy crap!
Do you Smoke: Not anymore
Do you Swear: Yes, very well I might add
Do you Sing: Yes, very poorly I might add
Do you Shower Daily: SHOWERS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!
Have you Been in Love: Once...
Do you want to go to College: Yes, major in Creative Writing with a minor in Teaching
Do you want to get Married: *shrug* If it happens it happens, I'm not gonna be my parents and rush into something stupid
Do you belive in yourself: Please, honey, would I have been a bulimic cutter if I BELIEVED in myself??
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, not really, I'm always moving, ya get used to it after a while
Do you think you are Attractive: No, but they tell me I am, so who am I to disagree??
Are you a Health Freak: HAHAHAHAHA! That's all I have to say.
Do you get along with your Parents: GOD DAMMIT!! Sorry, Shanny just got a hat trick! What was the question again?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Of course, I live in AZ, we LIVE for thunderstorms, which means we don't live often
Do you play an Instrument: What's better than roses on a piano?? lol!
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes, stress reared its ugly head and I pulled a Brave Sir Robin
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Since my mother can read this, I'm gonna say no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Since my father could probably read this, I'm gonna say no.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, don't hold it against me
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, don't hold it against me
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: EWWIE!! grossosity!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No. I'm an introvert
In the past month have you been Dumped: Ugh, if you can count it as being dumped, yea.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, we are poolless :(
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Wow, this thing makes me sound like a total ditz!! Trust me, I'm not, and I don't believe in stealing
Ever been Drunk: Profusely
Ever been called a Tease: Sure, sailor ;)
Ever been Beaten up: Ever asked a question?
Ever Shoplifted: Dude, I don't- well, yea, I have, hm, hypocracy...
How do you want to Die: Like Ghengis Khan
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Singular
What country would you most like to Visit: Tahiti
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Just
Favourite Hair Color: Be
Short or Long Hair: Yourself
Height: I
Weight: Don't
Best Clothing Style: Do Catagories!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Who are you, the DEA???
Number of CDs I own: Do any of us really own anything?? Oh, we do, oh, well shit!
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: I'm almost 18... Not an answer, I know ;)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret that there is so much regret in my life
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FINE FINE FINE, here ya go, my screennames for AIM and MSN...
nyssathegreat
[email protected]

My Interests

Being a smartass, putting babies on spikes, laughing at stupid people, killing hoboes, and molesting friends.
You Are Death
You symbolize the end, which can be frightening.
But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul.
You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life.
Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be.

Your fortune:

Don't worry, this card does not predict death itself.
Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of.
But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them.
Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage. What Tarot Card Are You?

Take the quiz:
What famous hockey player are you?

Martin Brodeur
You are the rising superstar goaltender Martin Brodeur. You are young yet u have accomplished so much and.."http://www.myyearbook.com"Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Your Mood Ring is Magenta
Weird
Creative
Insipired
Thriving Mood Ring Generator

You scored as Teemu Selänne. The Finnish Flash.

Teemu Selänne


100%

Raimo Helminen


100%

Jere Karalahti


80%

Saku Koivu


80%

Ville Nieminen


80%

Ville Peltonen


80%

Esa Tikkanen


60%

Petteri Nummelin


60%

Jari Kurri


40%

Jere Lehtinen


40%
Which Finnish Ice Hockey Star You Are?
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I'd like to meet:

GIVE ME A HOCKEY PLAYER OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!! I think that's how it goes...

The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.

In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage pessimistically. You don't think happy marriages exist anymore.

In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Music:

Me likes what me likes. Endostory.


Describe yourself using one band and song titles from that band
Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:: Queen
Are you male or female:: Sweet Lady
Describe yourself:: Fat Bottom Girls
How do some people feel about you:: You're My Best Friend
How do you feel about yourself:: Killer Queen
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:: Death On Two Legs
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend:: The Amazing Spiderman
Describe where you want to be:: Seaside Rendezvous
Describe what you want to be:: The Hero
Describe how you live:: Bohemian Rhapsody
Describe how you love:: We Will Rock You
Share a few words of wisdom: Too Much Love Will Kill You
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Movies:

Anything that isn't French!

Television:

Anything that isn't French or Hollywood.
Dr. Who (duh!)
Yes I am addicted to The N and its fabulous drama!
Can you say Firefly????

Books:

Basically, anything that makes you question your reality and laugh at the same time. COMIC BOOKS! I am in LOVE with Carl Hiaasen and Terry Pratchett. If they got together, it would be a BOOKGASM!!!!

Heroes:

Francois Dupuy

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My Blog

Matt

Why is it when somebody breaks up with you, you always refer to them in the past tense?He DROVE 90 mph down Indian School.He HAD odd taste in music.He ATE like a pig.He WAS an amazing kisseretc etcWha...
Posted by Bruce Campbell Is My Jesus on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:36:00 PST

Have you ever been so happy it made you miserable??

There are a lot of upsides to getting your life in order...Less medical billsA life, outside the hospital wallsThe flow of medication ebbingHell, getting a fucking date for a Friday night!But just lik...
Posted by Bruce Campbell Is My Jesus on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:38:00 PST

My B-Day Present

I got the best present ANYBODY could EVER get EVER EVER EVER, did I mention EVER???? It wasn't shiny, or expensive, or anything, but I cried like the little girls living in my head, because it was jus...
Posted by Bruce Campbell Is My Jesus on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 04:51:00 PST

The 7 deadly acronyms

1. SI- Self-Injury: Cutting, burning, punching, ripping out your hair... fun fun fun!2. ED- Eating Disorders: Starve yourself or snarf and barf to be "beautiful".3. DID- Dissociative Identity Disorder...
Posted by Bruce Campbell Is My Jesus on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 12:23:00 PST

Stigma

Browsing through the local video store the other day, I wandered into the horror section.As I walked down the aisle, I was struck by a common theme among recent releases: the main character, suffering...
Posted by Bruce Campbell Is My Jesus on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 01:24:00 PST

Damn you, Talking Monkey!!

Crazys of the world... UNITE!No longer shall we perpetually be the Oliver Twist character asking, "Please sir, may I have s'mmore?"We shall overcome!!We didn't land in Banner Health, Banner Health lan...
Posted by Bruce Campbell Is My Jesus on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 04:11:00 PST

The only thing that's wrong with religion is... RELIGION!

There are some great religious people, because they were just people who believed in something bigger than them.Mother Theresa believed that God wanted her to help those less fortunate. What's wrong w...
Posted by Bruce Campbell Is My Jesus on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:07:00 PST

Emo day -_-

Is it technically emo when your problems are real? I'm not sure.... oh well, I'll just say it's emo, considering I'm listening to Linkin Park. It's not even time for Footballer's Wives and I've alread...
Posted by Bruce Campbell Is My Jesus on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 12:49:00 PST

Why are SAGE kids such morons?

When I first met my little "clique", they were still mastering the ever-tricksy world of your and you're, something I've known for 15 years! In Sophomore English, the worksheet of there, their, and th...
Posted by Bruce Campbell Is My Jesus on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 04:35:00 PST

I like biscuits, fried taters, and Kevin Sorbo in a loin cloth

             "Sue?"              "Yes, Doctor?"        ...
Posted by Bruce Campbell Is My Jesus on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:18:00 PST