I am spontaneous. I have seven tattoos. I’ve been through the gas chamber. I have sat on approximately 52 million dollars worth of cocaine. I’ve swam through a school of jelly fish and been stung three times. I have saved a life. Lil’ Wayne, The Birdman, and Juvenile were all born in the same parish as me. I am a shellback. I am qualified as a wild land firefighter. I’ve gone end-over-end on a dirt bike. I have a damn good black hole theory. I saw a bullfight in Spain, been horseback riding in Jamaica, swam with stingrays in Mexico, white water rafted in Panama, and been to the ruins of the temples of the sun and the moon in Peru. I have also been to Portugal, Scotland, France, the Cayman Islands, Columbia, Cuba, and Aruba. I am a search and rescue swimmer. I’ve head butted a brick wall, licked a dog, got a concussion, pissed myself, and puked on my mother all in the same night. I’ve been on a first date to a tattoo shop and she got her vagina pierced. I’ve pounded Everclear straight out of the bottle. I have hit a tree going 80 mph in a Lexus. I’ve swam to the bottom of the St. Johns River and survived. I ski double black. I’ve shot an M-14 rifle, M-16 rifle, M-60 machine gun, 12 gauge shotgun, 9mm pistol, 45 pistol, M-18 rifle, .50 cal machine gun, 20mm cannon, and M-203 grenade launcher. I have crossed the Panama Canal four times. I have been OC sprayed. My friends and I have hosted a party of over 200 people in the middle of a prairie. My name is Jason, and I am 22 years old.
A little confident cockiness can sometimes bring joy to the world.
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