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Captain Random's Beer Wench

Holy Shitballs!!

About Me



You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! What Mixed Drink Are You?

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My Interests



I'd like to meet:

Other martinis, fun, positive, interesting and beautiful people, smoking-hot strippers, the New England Patriots and Boston Red Sox, Jenna Jameson and someone that is going to sign my awesomely six-figure paycheck each week.

Music:

Pantera, Stone Temple Pilots, Deftones, Mudvayne, Sevendust, Three Days Grace, Trapt, Breaking Benjamin, Hell Yeah, Chimaira, Damageplan, Crossfade, Motley Crue, Creed...pretty much anything that kicks ass.

Movies:

Comedies and porn.

Television:

Swingtown, Nip/Tuck, Ghost Hunters, The Office, Dirt, American Idol, Big Brother, Paranormal State.

Books:

Biographies, true life crimes, mysteries.

Heroes:

The Girls Next Door, Anna Nicole, Bob Guccione, Jr., our troops.

My Blog

Band Reviews/Articles

Check out my Band reviews/articles online monthly at http//www.northeastintune.com under the Metal Horizon.If you want your band to be considered for a review or article, either send your EPK through ...
Posted by Captain Random's Beer Wench on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:11:00 PST