A glorious day! |
Me and the gardner are not friends. As a matter of fact, we are at war, thats right, war.We almost came to a truce, but 2 weeks ago, I ran up behind him and socked him in the head, and then I ran bac...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 20:41:00 GMT |
Me and 33 on Route 66. |
One day, me and Larry Bird will go on a road trip together. You watch and see. Yep, just me and Larry Bird, out on the open road. We will probably joke about each other's driving. Laugh about things w...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 20:32:00 GMT |
Running for President with sentences that run-on. |
One time I think that I had a girl convinced that I was the president of the united states of america, but Im not fully sure if she believed me, because when I got shot, she left me there all alone w...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 17:34:00 GMT |
Indian leg wrestling cowboys get what they deserve! |
Today I caught two cowboys indian leg wrestling. To catch two cowboys is not easy. At first you have to be really nice. There is some acting involved, and their legs are very strong. Its a job, and I...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 20:40:00 GMT |
A two story fence in a single story. |
If you're thinking of building a fence, Dont. Instead, just fake a 45 minute fight everyday in your backyard with a waterhose (as if it where a giant snake). Before you know it, your neighbor will b...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 12:44:00 GMT |
Getting over abandonment... |
Last summer, I made a friend, out of tinfoil. That day we went to the beach. The sun was beaming down unlike any other day. I made the mistake of taking a nap. Somehow or another, when I woke up, I...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:02:00 GMT |
Comedic writing Trying to get out of community service. |
One time I sneezed on a dehydrated flower.It lasted one more day. "read it again"Josh McKnight!
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 21:35:00 GMT |
