"Ever lean back on the two legs of a chair and you get the feeling, just for a split second, that you are going to fall? I feel that way all the time" (Steven Wright).
For those that may have recognized and those who might be unaware, the
shear excellent of walking into tommorrow brings us unexpectedness intrigue
and ideas for betterment. Whats better than that? Whats better than a constant
state? What makes either side these two right or wrong? Who knows? Wheres this
article going. At this point I am unsure. I had no direction further than emily
dickinson had when she started writing and for now I am fine with that.
Ok I am back, yesterday was a weird day I was caught on a rant, and in this
rant basically you found out that I am excentric. A different type of thinker
if you will.
For example:
I would like to play all country songs in reverse so that people could get
everything back that they had lost.
I am a application developer and designer but I think I would do it much
differently if I were to start from the start of starting a career. I think
I would take more humanistic approach to a career like working for Johnnson
and Johnson putting the sticky stuff on bandaids being part of sometthing
that helps heal the world.
I have a strong interest in politics and find its interesting how the media
works much like search engine spamming works. When there is bad news or something
has gone afoul, the politicians will create a big hype about something that
is inconsequential to divert peoples attention. The media then becomes flooded
with what they want you to hear while hiding what they do not want you to
hear. Tough questions get sequestered to another meeting which is more often
than not a unpublisized event.
I have grown this addiction to coffee since I moved down here from Jersey.
I find myself meeting some friends for coffee at the local starbucks or americas
best and shouting the bull. I'll consume about 2 coffees a day which does
not include the pot or two of coffee I would normally drink in the morning.....thats
crazy when you think about it. Whats more is that these coffees range from
2 to 5 dollars a piece.
- Lets do the math....
90% of the year buying one coffee a day at the average
$3.50 * .90 x 365 = $3924.90 a year Many people buy a coffee before going to work end to continue that through the weekend becoming habitual users. To save money they will buy verona coffee
$2.07 x 365 = $755.55 a yearSome visit twice a day so here is what there cost is:
$2.07 x 365 = $1511.11 a year
The most common low cost buyer who stays at the shop will buy a verona and a refill:
($2.07 + $0.54) x 365 = 952.65 a year
Analyzing is a part of my work, so it leads off into my off work life. My point is that this monies that we throw away on frivilous stuff takes away from really people in our life that could seriously benefit. Most of us americans are nickel and diming ourselves into low cash flow.... for what. Instead of spending you money on little stuff that seems insignificant, for the price of coffee at your favorite coffee place you could be buying your son a brand new motorcycle or your daughter a better wardrobe, whatever...Its not about being a cheapskate, its about analyzing value.
Jokes I have learned since I moved here consist of alot of red neck jokes:
- How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There are tobacco stains on both sides of his pickup
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Night falls and one might think,
they might think of the times,
the times that met so dear to their life, the kind of thoughts you think of on a late-ending saturday night.
Yeah, ya might think of politics, freedom, or conversations from before. From those you long to remember and those you have told, "Don't let your backside get hit by the door".
Sometimes one of those memories might get stuck in your mind,
and ya might think,
Yeah, these days have been long,
but be sure the best ye shall seek the futures yet to find.
Forgotten roads, paths the should be, may scurry back into your life from time to time and make the futures paths of tommorrow hard to find.
Move forward from the past and enjoy the words of mankind.
Enjoy my words and,
take the words of others to heart.
Understand one another and bring the community together for a .....
Listen,
without having to give advice
women will enjoy it,
and surely you too...
Will become one who can
understand new situations,
new people,
Life...
Learn to enjoy new cultures,
even if its on the net.
Travel a cruise to see the world
to exotic lands, meet foreign people, traditions, and things you havent even imagined yet.
Flow with your thoughts..
in return
so will I
Understanding
is a part of being
its a part of enjoying
its the essence of life.
Love your neighbor
for they dont know that your dehumanizing jokes are meant for everyone else but them.
Live by the ten commandments
But learn how telling the truth all the time is sometimes painful.
Its a long road,
Its an open road
where at any given time your chips may begin to fall.
So understand
to live and enjoy those who are present in this life
because its not a given that you will be my age again,
joking and jesting, sharing laughs with your neighbor.
written by Me John P ....