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The Big Oaks

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The big oaks are not 13.The big oaks are willing to accept song titles to be getting busy putting their unique crap sound to.The big oaks are torture.the end.

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Member Since: 11/04/2007
Band Members: John the Rat - fingers and cat gut, yelping.Rawl Ronson - plectrum and cat gut, when the baby says he can anyways.Cumbrian Drunk - doing John the Rat’s work as he can’t be arsed with that guitar shit.The S-Dog - Drumming and that.Golf Punk - He does Drumming and that as well.
Influences: John the Rat - Simon Weston, Geoff Capes, codeine phosphate, and not being allowed to drive, watersports.Rawl Ronson - looking like people, especially Chris Kamara and Danny Glover, tights, and meals consisting of fish and garlic.Cumbrian Drunk - ladyboys and a mysterious act known only as "DB"?????Golf Punk - emo covers, the bummerdome, bafta awards made of real bronzed faces.
Sounds Like: fuck knows, we only here it from stage and it sounds canny crap up there.
Record Label: Distraction Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

thieving swines possibly thwart gig...

hopefully we should be playing the beatuiful Miss S Hall's birthday im june. However some junkie ex-housemate of mine appears to have stolen my brand new and currently only working guitar.  So do I a:...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 08:59:00 GMT

Monster turd is taking a while as we're constipated but....

We've got the final master done, many thanks to daz. Off to sort the artwork with barry fox later this week then it shouldn't be too long before you can decide against buying such a ridiculous pile of...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 11:22:00 GMT

Erm, can we have a picture of your tits please?

It's for the album inlay, honest, not just for me to jizz over or owt. Cheers, JtR.
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:54:00 GMT

1st october gig cancelled, sorry like.

our gig at the star and shadow cinema weds 1st october has been cancelled as barry fox is a bit busy and I am a fat lazy bastard....sorry to all you eager A&R folk out there. laziest apologies... ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:18:00 GMT

John the rats favourite ever band....delicate vomit..

.... are now on myspaz...check out their mintness at myspace.com/delicatevomit it's absolute genius. I think a bit of wee just came out. Much love. JtR.
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:41:00 GMT

Big oaks on facebook..go on be a fan so i continue to tell my parents i don’t need a job as i’m in a band.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Big-Oaks/16129537551 . Go on, you know you don't want to. Toodles. JtR.
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 08:15:00 GMT

Walkers crisp promotion vs big oaks industries ltdi.i

Name their next flavour they said...ok smack and onion we said...give the first bag free, second bag half price and then we've got them. Did they get back to us? Did they Fuck! Crispy wankers.
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:08:00 GMT

Normal service is now resumed...another bad review

Don't think this little fella likes us really.... http://www.glasswerk.co.uk/index.php?db=northeast&page=revie ws,review&id=7197
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 08:51:00 GMT

big oaks in somewhat positive article shocker....

Many thanks to Mark Barton for this write up as part of a distraction weekender preview. The full article can be found on what is obviously my new vavourite website - http://www.losingtoday.com/tales....
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:23:00 GMT

The numbers just don’t add up....

4011 profile views and 94 friends! A lot of people out there don't like us i guess. Fuckers. JtR.
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 09:04:00 GMT