Say yes...all the cool kids are doing it. |
Long, orange fingers of street light burst through the gap in the curtains and arc their way across the cabin of the bus. Like translucent hands of a giant clock ticking away one more moment of ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:50:00 GMT |
Bolivian Death Road victims pilgrimage to the Promised Land |
Another bus trip. No nappy wearing minions sent from Hades to drive me slowly insane with their ive-soiled-myself banshee-esque whail. Simply a woman entirely too wide for public transport, nursing a ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 09:00:00 GMT |
Adios La Paz - I’ll miss your...um... |
Regardless of what country, culture or cunt they came out of, every baby cries the same. And after 8 hours sitting on a bus listening to one, you know what? If you really use your imagination, they al...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 21:57:00 GMT |
Fear and Loathing in La Paz |
Its 1pm and I'm sitting on my bed. One of the few awesome folk I'vemet here stumbles into my dorm, wide-eyed, perma-smile plastered over her chops."Hey Aaron, sleep well? I haven't been to...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 07:34:00 GMT |
Panamanian Horn Happiness |
After living with psych nurses as equally insane as the patients they treat, ive become fluent in crazy. For example, I know that when a guy walks down the street with a radio blaring on his sho...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 16:35:00 GMT |
Costa Rica proudly sponsored by your generous donations. |
Ive never seen so many vultures. Granted, this isnt the blow-me-down, Pulitzer-prize-winning comment of the year considering im Australian and its about the only predator/scavenger we 'dont' hav...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 16:29:00 GMT |
Karma is my bitch |
Doomsday is here people!But stick with this little black duck and you can sit on the sidelineswatching while the 4 horsemen and their trusty steeds round up allthose folk that have wronged us..and ge...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:41:00 GMT |
To whinge or not to whinge |
Welcome to tomorrow! It sounds like some kind of welcoming heraldafter you step out of a time machine into the future. People insilver jumpsuits would lay hovering rings above your head li...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 14:03:00 GMT |
Shit-town-nowhere. Population: me. |
Its been a while since this little E.T. made his fingers glow like a novelty phosphorescent vibrator and phoned home but he's coming to you from sunny Comayagua.
Shi t-town-nowhere - population: me.I...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:54:00 GMT |
The Holy Trinity of Religious Awakening - Parts 1, 2 & 3 |
Part 1 - THURS - Believing in God.
Everything you have EVER heard about the Caribbean is true. The sun is always overhead so theres no worries about an uneven tan. Serious. It just g...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 07:52:00 GMT |
