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WHITNEY DYNAMITE

As Soon As You're Born You Start Dying..

About Me


I'm Whitney Dynamite
I'm 19 been knockin them dead since 1987, in Colorado.
Chances are you already have the wrong idea about me.
I'm going to school for dental hygiene.
I'm Agnostic
I'm 5'4"
My boyfriend is Ryan. ♥
Sex really fascinates me. I think that it would be interesting to be a sex therapist.
I have a few close friends not bunches. You know who you are! I love you guys!
Piercings: tongue, belly button, ears.
I ♥ Vampires
I ♥ Halloween
I ♥ The renaissance festival
I am going to live in a Trailer Park. Be the Trailer Park Queen.
I like fairies and skull and cross bones
I find penises amusing, along with other crude humor like poop and farts.
I love dark chocolate, and gummy bears! yumm!
Addictions: pop, candy, and MySpace.
Favorite colors are pink, black, and lime green.
I am not lady like. I can probably belch louder than most guys.
Worst habit: I bite my nails and chew and peel my nail polish off.I am a horrible procrastinator.
I have THE hardest time peeling oranges!
I always wear Tube Socks! ALWAYS!
If i was a cafeteria lunch food I'd be pizza or a PBJ.
If I lived in the 80's I would have been a hair band groupie!
I am known as War Whore Whitney in a pirate crew I founded with Land Hoe Laura called the Seductive Sirens of the Seven Seas. Other crew mates be Jackoff Joho,and Butt Crack Kayla. Oh and our ship name is the Screamin Siren! So, don't fuck with us bitches! arrrr!
I'll be the girl, if you are a guy, that you may have a crush on at some point in time but either won't give it a chance or take it forgranted and regret it later.
I'm the girl that will always have you back.
I Want To Be The GirlI want to be the girl that you can never forgetI want to be the girl who will be your biggest regretI want the to be the girl to make your heart raceEven if I don't let you get to second baseI want to be the girl you think of when you fuckJust because with me there was no such luckI want to be the one who makes your body quiverWhen I walk in the room give you a haunting shiverWant to be the one who you wanted and never hadWant to be the one to break hearts and never be sadI want to be the girl who made you laugh so hard you'd cryalways ending with a synchronized happy sighBe the happy memories of what waswant to be the one you call just becauseCuddle with on cold days and late nightsAlways make up after huge fightsBe the on running through your mind all dayTell me all of the things you'd thought you could never sayBe your best friend through thick and thinIn the bed be your most guilty sinBe the one with the paralyzing kissBe the one you'll always missBe the one you think of when a love song playsRemember the times we hung out on those summer daysI am the girl who you never gave a chanceI am the one who could be your one true romanceI've been here all along by your sideOne day you'll realize and die on the insideThinking of what it could have been with meWill only now be your undying fantasyIt's too late and you let goWishing of the memories of yesterdays tomorrow-Whitney 10/17/06 N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N

My Interests

Everything is this room is eatable, I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned on in most societies.-Willy Wonka

..Sex, music, dance, humor, fun, friends, accomplishing something, happiness, love, smiling, laughing, shopping, movies, music, color, art, family, friends, cute little animals,tube socks, chubby babies, pugs, laughing at people who fart really loud, eating, black nailpolish, thunder storms, costumes, pop, candy, tim burton, vampires, piercings, being scared, horror movies,ghosts, fate, destiny, Halloween, haunted houses, masquerades, skulls and crossbones,Dia De Los Muertos, 80's Hair Bands, Singing in the shower and car,psychics, mediums, the after life?, tarot, moon, faries, life....♥ Thank you for all of those that voted for me to be an FHM Digital Darling I recived 27th place here's the link http://www.fhmus.com/girls_digital_darlings_profile.asp?cnl_ id=1&stn_id=93&id=216

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Da Vinci, blink 182, Gwen Stefani, Kiss, Jack the Ripper, ancient people from Greece and Egypt,a pirate, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom and many more. Oh and how could I forget...
My Love

"Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect-and I don't live to be, but before you start pointing fingers make sure your hands are clean." -Bob Marley Leave Me A Comment Here!! ♥Whitney Dynamite

Music:

Kiss, Motley Crue, Guns n roses, poison, cinderella, queen, Billy Idol, ACDC, Def Leppard,Great White, David Bowie, Van Halen, Rhino Bucket, Bulletboys,Warrant, Alice Cooper,queen, Lynnard Skynnard, Prince,Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Mr. Big,Garbage, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, Flyleaf, Bif Naked, Evanescence, lacuna coil, avril lavigne, Hole, blondie, Joan Jet,Pat benatar,the cure,depeche mode, the donnas, jack off jill, republica, the disillers, the vandals, rancid, the sex pistols, green day, avenged sevenfold,30 seconds to mars, the blue october, beck, jet, the killers, AFI,Aiden,fall out boy, the all-american rejects, panic! at the disco, hawthorne heights, bayside, my chemical romance, Taking back sunday, the postal service, mxpx, yellowcard, sum 41, simpleplan, BLINK 182,Box car racer, +44, transplants, angels and airwaves, Prodigy, Rise Against, Rage Against the machine, the Twenty Twos, the used, Silverstein, Sense Fail, Shiny Toy Guns, Giles, Park,Taking Back Sunday, whole wheat bread, the red jumpsuit apparatus,the offspring, new found glory, stroke 9, Fenix TX, Rufio, goldfinger, lit, big bad voodoo daddy, cherry poppin daddies,dashboard confessional, voodoo glowskulls,the mad caddies, mighty mighty bosstones, live, misfits,the starting line,slightly stoopid, good charlotte, crazy town, ROB ZOMBIE, powerman 5000, the murderdolls, marilyn manson, Cascada, the cardigans, disturbed, stone temple pilots, adema, linkin park, the darkness,Misfits, Moneen,Maylene and the sons of disaser, every time I die, The Dear hunter, Brand New, hellogoodbye, incubus,gym class heroes, NIN, Nirvana,smashing pumpkins, bush, Alkaline trio, , korn, limp bizkit, eve 6, jackson 5, alanis morrisette, natile imbruglia, black eyed peas, 50 cent, lil john, ying yang twins, shakira, missy elliott, outkast, ashlee simpson, kelly clarkson, lindsay lohan, britney spears, christina aguilera, jessica simpson, mindless self indulgence, bloodshed ensemble, jim starr...

Movies:

Interview with the vampire, House of 1000 corpses, Return of the living dead, Saw I, II, III, Dawn of the dead, Army of darkness, Evil dead, Psycho, The grudge, Exorcist the begining, Braum stoker's dracula, Lost boys, Halloween, Children of the corn, Seven, The cell, Natural born killers, Scilence of the lambs, Nightmare on elm street, Demons, House, Texas chainsaw massacre, The labyrinth, Edward Scissorhands, Charlie and the chocolate factory, The corpse bride, The nightmare before christmas, Drop dead fred, Legend, The dark crystal, Hook, Pirates of the Carribean, The crow, Star wars, Lord of the Rings, The two Towers, The Return of the king, The hobbit, Mortal kombat, Tank girl, The craft, The addams family, The shawshank redemtion, Who framed roger rabbit, The coneheads, Encino man, Sixteen candles, Pretty in pink, Back to the future, Indiana jones, Just visiting, The hot chick, The wedding singer, Saving silverman, Old school, Talladega nights, Waynes world I & II, Dogma, The celestine prophecy, There's something about mary, Office space, Ace ventura when nature calls, Rain man, Sling Blade, Stand by me, The goonies, Ever after, Romeo & Juliet, Alice in wonderland, Harold and maude, Son in law, The witches of eastwick, The craft, Tomb raider, Shallow Hal, Pulp fiction, Water world, White chicks, Napoleon dynamite, Nacho libre...and many many more!

Television:


Pee-Wee's Playhouse!!!!meet the barkers,Deadwood, i want a famous face, the swan, CSI, americas next top model, grimm adventures of billy and mandy, invader zim,Powerpuff Girls, Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends,talk sex with sue, real sex, next, jerry springer.

Books:

Tuck Everlasting, The melancholy death of oyster boy and other stories, harry potter, lord of the rings, the boy with a thorn in his side, he's just no that into you, it's called a breakup because it's broken, interview with the vampire, vampire stories, the lord of the flies, the labyrinthe, the phantom toll booth, charlie and the chocolate factory, everyone poops, KISS and make-up, talking to heaven, memnoch the devil, greek mythology

Heroes:

My mom, Oprah, Napoleon Dynamite.

My Blog

Chaos

Chaos.What a fitting word to describe my life lately. I feel like I'm torn in too many directions at and everyone is demanding everything from me at once. I'm only human just like every one of you. I ...
Posted by Whitney Dynamite [Forsaken] on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 04:00:00 PST

Perfect Strangers

Me; I am that "what's her face" That "one girl" That familiar face You knew me once a long time ago Or at least you thought so. I was that quiet girl You knew who I was, but didn't know me. I was tha...
Posted by Whitney Dynamite [Forsaken] on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:42:00 PST

wtf mate?

So, this is life. As far as I have come so far I have worked my ass off. I'm already turning into a work-a-holic and I'm only 19! Not to mention school, but all the while I realize it will all sooo be...
Posted by Whitney Dynamite [Forsaken] on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:18:00 PST

Poetry

It all began when eyes met. You held me oh so close wrapping yours arms around me so tight as if to never let go. With hesitation and anticipation the chemistry grew and we mixed and the attraction pu...
Posted by Whitney Dynamite [Forsaken] on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:43:00 PST

The Death Of Me

Jealousy will be the death of me Envy, and Anger consume me Eat me away piece by piece Suck my will to live Drain me til I am weak Blind me so I can not see Irritate me til I commit wrath Rub salt in...
Posted by Whitney Dynamite [Forsaken] on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 07:19:00 PST

In A Story Called My Life

I've got a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach like adrenaline or expectations for the worst Brace myself for the impact. Don't build me up just to break me down And oh how they love to watch you as...
Posted by Whitney Dynamite [Forsaken] on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:41:00 PST

Goodbye

Blinded by jealousy Blinded by hate Who would have known This one event would lead to our final fate? The beast The anger has consumed your being You're hurt, out for revenge Your words are so deceivi...
Posted by Whitney Dynamite [Forsaken] on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 05:49:00 PST

Dear ♥ Addiction,

10/19/06 I've been sent to rehab, rehab for an addiction to Love. Before I had been hospitalized for Love sickness, I had also went blind. Your kisses were morphine, the sex was ecstacy, the cuddling...
Posted by Whitney Dynamite [Forsaken] on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:47:00 PST

I Want To Be The Girl

I want to be the girl that you can never forget I want to be the girl who will be your biggest regret I want the to be the girl to make your heart race Even if I don't let you get to second base I wan...
Posted by Whitney Dynamite [Forsaken] on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 12:07:00 PST

Random Stuff About Yours Truly

-My Name Is Whitney, not Wendy, not Brittany...Whitney...got it? -I'm 19 -I'm a natural Blonde -I have Green Eyes -I am 5'4" -I fall in love to easily -I love like Dynamite -I give 100% in a relations...
Posted by Whitney Dynamite [Forsaken] on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:53:00 PST