Do you know who I am? I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have... many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
My friends call me the Bri-man. I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself, and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the Octagon. But I also nicknamed
my testes. My left one is James Westfall, and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right,
you might get to meet the whole gang. I'm all about havin' fun. You know, get a couple of cocktails in me, start a fire
in someone's kitchen. Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off. People seem to like me because I am polite and I'm rarely late. I like to eat ice cream, and I really enjoy
a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an IQ of 46 and am what some people call
"mentally retarded." I live in the greatest state in the history of mankind. Discovered by the Germans in 1908. They named it New Jersey, which of course in German means a whale's vagina. I'm sorry. I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest. I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that
the translation was lost hundreds of years ago. I have one
great passion that lives deep within my loins, like a...
like a flaming golden hawk: To one day
become a great artist.
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