laughing, smiling and dikkin' about.
simple person with simple needs.
my goal...
to smile and laugh every damn day of my life!
i'm willing to give everyone a chance. i may not warm to you immediately...but i just exercise caution-thats all.
i dont like being taken advantage of. dikk me around too much, and you WILL start to see the cunt in me. cheat me, lie to me or make me feel like shit....1 serve of pissed off coming right up!things to know:
* i dont like chihuahua's (that joke is for the privelidged few who would get it!)
* i get annoying...quickly
* i sometimes snort when i laugh too hard
* burping is merely a sign you enjoyed your feed!
* Masturbation is your god given right
* i hate cats...yet i own one
* Jager should part of your DAILY DIETARY INTAKE.
it IS part of the 5 food groups!
xo Tee
