Don’t waste anything. Recycle.
Take five handsome unemployed musicians (just dropped by trendy bands such as September10th, Primadellapioggia, Up Today and Naiveover).
Make them wear some fashion skinny pants.
Turn "cassa dritta" into "doppia cassa".
Here comes ROBERT.
The music?
Don’t worry, it’s nice.
Simply add words like "lysergic" or "apocalyptic" to hardcore and metal (just like any Claudio Sorge’s review) and that’s it.
Anyway, we like stuff like Botch, Converge, Isis and so on...
We didn’t recorded anything yet (be patient), but we already got a lot of nice merchandise for all you posers.
According to our values and ideals, lyirics should talk about nihilism, the fall of capitalism, the reptilians conspiracy.
Since we ain’t got enough time to write grammatically correct stuff, Robert’s screams are random excerpts taken from "L’Osservatore Romano", "La Gazzetta dello Sport" and "La Padania" latest issues.
The music is the message.
Everything started on march 22nd @ CITY OFCICA FEST - Mostovna - Nova Gorica (SLO).