First name's Timothy, last Evans.. middle is J. No joke. That is my entire middle name. I'm 27 going on 6. I wish I could fly. Got red hair. I'm also colorblind, so that might not be right. I love baseball. I'm an Aries, so I guess I'm stubborn, passionate and a fighter... God of War and all. I love the Discovery Channel (Dirty Jobs kicks ass!), but I hate that 'Free Credit Report' commercial. I run on Rockstars, but I love sleeping all day on Sundays. My job is badass... which fits me if you think about it... hehe My Dad is tall, my Mom is short, so I got lucky ending up in the middle. I have two sisters, two nephews and two beautiful neices. I don't have any kids, but one day I'm gonna be an awesome dad. I don't plan on ever growing up. I can force people to smile, and my heart is bigger than you could ever imagine. I love long drives to nowhere in particular, but I hate sitting still. I read a lot. I'm down for anything, at any time... you never know what I'm going to do next. I'm smart, but it's way more fun to act like a clown. I wish I was a Boondock Saint. My friends think I have A.D.D., but I'm not sure most of them can spell it. I, however, was spelling bee champion in 6th grade. I love my truck, hate the payment... and buying radiator hoses. Grrr... I'll burst out laughing in a room full of people, in total silence... over something that happened yesterday. If my page offends anyone there's a little 'Go back' arrow at the top of this screen, but I prefer to look forward in life. Speaking of... I'm off to conquer the world.. starting with Circle K.
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