the life of bin laden up close n personal |
Osama bin Laden doesnt have sex with his five wives because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush. Osama bin Laden threatened Russia: If you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you too...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 22:07:00 GMT |
husband n wife |
Husband and wife in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. She: "Oh, that feels good." His hand moves to her breast. She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful." His hand moves to her leg....
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 17:39:00 GMT |
QUESTIONS I NEED ANSWERED B 4 I DIE.... |
questions I need answred before I die.Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are consideredassassinated instead of just murdered?Why do you have to "put your two ce...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 19:54:00 GMT |
WHY BLACK PPLZ DONT DO NASCAR |
Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
(I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)
#10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under fr...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 19:50:00 GMT |
only in america |
ONLY IN AMERICA: Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Amer...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 10:48:00 GMT |
marriage |
Marriage (Part I )
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after thewedding, he laid down the following rules:"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-andI don't ex...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 10:10:00 GMT |
COMPANIES WITH LACK COMMON SENSE |
Amazing Product Labeling -
In case you needed further proof that the human race is seriously challenged, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sear's hairdryer: ....Do not ...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 21:46:00 GMT |
9 THINGS I HATE ABOUT PEOPLE |
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toi...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 21:41:00 GMT |
mi nah mean no disrespect to my southerners |
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM THE SOUTH IF: 1. You measure distance in minutes. 2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 22:29:00 GMT |
never argue with a woman |
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 22:27:00 GMT |
