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debbie is rubbish

ten pound, primark

About Me

I need someone to look after me all the time because I can't do anything by myself. I'm scared of almost everything I can think of. I like most dogs. I hate most people. Glasses make me look like I should be intelligent but I am an idiot. I like advertisements. I like to recycle.

My Interests

I dislike crowds and attention. Reet Petite is the best song ever. Wispas are the best chocolates ever. Roald Dahl is the best bookie ever. Jackie Wilson has the best voice ever. The time of evening when everyone looks blue is the best time ever. Karen Carpenter is the best anorexic ever.

I'd like to meet:

sort of people but not quite because most of them are rubbish. nice people. people who are funny and likes what i likes.

Music:

whirlwind heat, the hidden messages, loudon wainwright III, vincent vincent and the villains, the kinks, brendan benson, the smiths, blanche, trachtenburg family slideshow players, ryan adams, help she cant swim, devendra banhart, fiery furnaces, the black keys, rufus wainwright, adam green, sufjan stevens, simple kid, the bees, mood elevator, patrick wolf, etc

Movies:

napoleon dynamite, american beauty, heathers, man on the moon, virgin suicides, the BFG, dog day afternoon, pee-wee's big adventure, big top pee-wee, i heart huckabees...

Television:

garth marenghi, green wing, nathan barley, the boosh, it crowd, jaaaaaaaaaaaam, peep show, that charlie brooker show, other things. and not forgetting the best show ever.and

Books:

Anything by Roald Dahl or Will Self. Colouring books and join the dots.

Heroes:

i heart pee-wee herman, david mitchell, julian barratt, richard ayoade...and

My Blog

public displays of affection...

don't you fucking dare.
Posted by debbie is rubbish on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 07:27:00 PST

will someone please cut my hair?

it is rubbish and needs to be cut.
Posted by debbie is rubbish on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 04:48:00 PST

you know you're in trouble when...

you know you're in trouble when the only people that are interested are gays, rapists and old men called sally.
Posted by debbie is rubbish on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 01:22:00 PST