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Bill Ballistik

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About Me

Can be an extroverted loud-mouth. Classic case of Adult ADD. Sometimes quiet and thoughtful. I'm a Pisces, superstitious, bipolar, slightly air-headed and very colorful and imaginative. I like some drinks here and there, but got a decent grip on it. In the process of very gradually settling down. I like writing and making sculptures and drawing and helping to raise my youngest son, who I see six or seven days a week. I'm fairly spiritual considering the darkness of most of my work.

My Interests

Drawing, writing short stories, eating, sculpture, reading, video games, mushroom clouds, hamburgers, pirates, skulls, fire, gothic chicks, Karaoke, tattoos, playing cards and shooting dice, martial arts, growing hot peppers, collecting Catholic stuff, swords, coins, Zippos, Homies and Pez Dispensers.

I'd like to meet:

Jennifer Tilly. Kelly Osbourne, Kirstie Allie and the Brunette from "Heart" (cause anymore I like the girls a little thick.) I'd like to meet a girl who's deep but not complicated. Not interested in web-cam girls or junkies. If I don't know you I won't add you unless you send me some kind of message. I don't appreciate any drama or soap-opera.
.. You scored as Nice Guy Eddie, You are Nice Guy Eddie. Son of the crime boss, family is very important to you, and your best friend is Mr Blonde. And more then anything you hate liars.

Mr Pink


75%

Mr Blonde


75%

Nice Guy Eddie


75%

Mr White


67%

Joe Cabot


63%

Mr Brown


58%

Mr Blue


54%

Mr Orange


42%
Which "Reservoir dog" are you?
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Music:

Reverend Horton Heat, Dead Can Dance, Misfits, Samhain, Undead, The Pogues and all Irish folk music, Social Distortion, Stray Cats, The Police, Buck Cherry, No Doubt, Sublime, Blondie, Rolling Stones, Fleetwood Mac, Tom Petty, The Doors, Queen, Cheap Trick, Creedence, Nirvana, GWAR, Dwarves, the Meatmen, Sloppy Seconds, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Hole, Bauhaus, Alice Cooper, Motorhead, Ozzy, AC/DC, Aerosmith, KISS, all manner of Heavy Metal, some Ska, Eighties, U2, old Punk Rock (like Fear, pre-Rollins Black Flag, Ramones and Sex Pistols) and some Country (Johnny Cash, Hank, Charlie Daniels) good old Bluegrass and some Classical, some old-school Rap (Run-DMC, Public Enemy, 2 Live Crew, NWA) and some Classic and Southern Rock. Love the Blues. I like to listen to the radio 'coz ya never know what's coming up next. Could be something good...

Movies:

Beer Fest. Death Proof. Frank Miller's Sin City. Both the new King Kong and the 1933 King Kong. Ong Bak: The Thai Warrior. V for Vendetta. Evil Dead trilogy. The Warriors. Kung-Fu movies with bad lip-syncing. Brainsmasher: a Love Story. Kevin Smith flicks. Sling Blade. Shakes the Clown. Full Metal Jacket, Good the Bad and the Ugly, Pulp Fiction and Bram Stoker's Dracula. Shaun of the Dead. Russ Meyer's flicks. Reefer Madness. Reservoir Dogs. Raising Arizona, Fargo and O Brother, Where Art Thou? Drugstore Cowboy. Gangs of New York, Goodfellas. From Dusk til Dawn. Wild at Heart, Blue Velvet. My all-time favorite movie is Big Trouble in Little China.

Television:

The Three Stooges. History Channel, Court TV. Bionic Woman. Steelers and WVU football. Seinfeld, Cops and Jerry Springer. World's Craziest Police Videos.

Books:

Vintage Savage Sword of Conan the Barbarian. John O'Brien's Leaving Las Vegas. (to hell with the movie) William Faulkner novels. Cannery Row. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. I've also read all of Doug Adam's other stuff. Robert E Howard. H P Lovecraft's collected works. A Clockwork Orange. Clive Barker, Anne Rice. Robert B Parker and James Patterson. The Bible. Charles Bukowski. I took two Shakespeare courses in college and Will Shakespeare is a decent read, too.

Heroes:

R. Crumb, David Lee Roth, Ron Jeremy and H.R. Giger.

My Blog

Big Burger Bungle

Here's a brand new comic involving me and a girlfriend I had in the early Nineties, before she finally washed her hands of me. Needless to say it contains vulgar language, like my comics almost always...
Posted by Bill Ballistik on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 05:11:00 PST

Dinosaur Battle!

This is a remake of a comic I made chronicling the time-traveling adventure of my drinking buddy Goad. Look for me in my younger days guest starring at the end. Contains coarse language, of course......
Posted by Bill Ballistik on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:28:00 PST

Creepin' Bloody Ulcers

Here is another ancient cartoon, about ten years old, that is not suitable for children...         Tune in next time, people....
Posted by Bill Ballistik on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 01:14:00 PST

Flesh Eating Virus Horror

**(Not For Children)**Well I said that I wasn't putting any Dr. Cadaver comics on but I guess this right here makes a liar out of me.  This is an ancient cartoon that I dug up out of the archives...
Posted by Bill Ballistik on Tue, 16 May 2006 08:56:00 PST

Kingdom of the Spiders

Kingdom of the Spiders (Plus two Bonus Songs by Bill Ballistik.  Future Top 40 Bubblegum Smash Hits!!!!!!)  The Song Blog   Kingdom of the Spiders   You knew me way back in high sc...
Posted by Bill Ballistik on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 09:42:00 PST

Real old shit: Straight out the Projects

  Around 1998, when I was living in my old house down in the projects, I went on a creation rampage.  I made a bunch of crazy stuff.  Well recently I came across a bunch of ol...
Posted by Bill Ballistik on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 11:14:00 PST

The Gankstown Experiment

**(Not For Children)** I wrote and drew this comic about eight years ago and was totally plastered doing it...  It's still pretty good, though.  It's still one of my favo...
Posted by Bill Ballistik on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 05:11:00 PST

The Female Pit

**(Beware: potentially offensive)****(Copyrighted)**Sleep was coming easy there for a long time but not anymore. I toss and turn every night until three or four in the morning before I get up to choos...
Posted by Bill Ballistik on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 04:59:00 PST

Conjuring the Imp

I can make all kinds of crazy shit out of wires and stuff.  Behold.  Here is one of my favorite creations which I call the Imp.  You can see It here enjoying Its favorite treat. ...
Posted by Bill Ballistik on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 12:51:00 PST