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so as i'm getting out of my car ready to walk into thunderdome after a day of running errands, i see the motherfucking GRIM REAPER strolling down the opposite side of the street pushing a stretcher wi...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:05:00 GMT

family love michael

    i hate warm weather.  my balls keep sticking to my leg.
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 14:46:00 GMT

special favors

the check abomb wrote me for rent this month was made out to the joe stokowski experience for "special favors".  so i go to deposit it at my bank and the hottie behind the counter asks me if it's...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 10:33:00 GMT

d-man does dallas pt.4

i'm leaving in like an hour for the airport.  i can't wait to be back in mass.  its so goddamn hot down here. i went to medieval times last night.  i highly recommend it, especially&nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 13:44:00 GMT

d-man does dallas pt.3

i went to this museum today, i don't remember what it was called exactly but it was something like "the sixth floor museum" or something.  it was named that because lee harvey oswald shot john f ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 23:01:00 GMT

d-man does dallas pt.2

so fuckin uh... i'm still in texas. the other night me, my parents, and my sister went to see that movie reign over me.  it suuuuuuuuuucked. but we were in the theater and the theater was fuckin ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 16:26:00 GMT

d-man does dallas pt. 1

i'm in texas. texas is exactly like massachusetts except for a few key differences.  first off, the temperature is warmer in texas than it is in massachusetts.  the past few weeks in massach...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 18:22:00 GMT