off-world-travel, prognosticating, mental masturbation, group behaviour, time warps, super-string, black holes, chicken feet, mustard, growing stuff, hair, fried cheese, carrying large, awkward packages, mensa, orgasms, disposable waste products, non-cholorine bleach, upc codes, chicken scratch, glo worms, fire flies, rolly pollies, firecrackers, pseudo-quasi-semi-partials...dream theater, painting, corsets, rubber (anything), betty page, black dahlia, serial bakers, toad stools, fairies, wood nymphs, cheezie poofs, junk-in-the-trunk, 75' delta 88's (namely, tweety R.I.P.), cowboy boots, converse, tight sweaters, lips, shoulders, lip gloss, peeling the layers of the onion, mules, open-toed shoes, milk toast, public displays of erections, tall people,very small people, kitties, patting kitties, jack russell psycho dogs, the concept of "reality tv" being editted (is it just me, that thinks that's weird?)...old people, gaudi, carthedral (yeah she's my cousin...cool=genetics). chicken scratch, abstract thought, realistic art, unrealistic expectations, pushing beyond comfortable limits...mine and yours....bed...oil, sweat...mine and yours...rockandfuckingroll, love, loving, lovers, lovelies, loveliesbleeding, poets, poetry, pottery, poses, sculpting, sculptors, collective consciousness...collective unconsciousness, subtle probing, lines of questioning, time bandits, rhythm methods, over-stimulation, back door action, cops, criminal minds, psyche tv, earth, human, time, super duper string theories, skin, dents, pregnant pauses, uncomfortable silences, stockings, heels, hi-ass heels, vice magazine, tools of reproduction, mice, and men. manifest destiny...
...and spoon...albert einstein, heinz pagels, niels bohr, krishna murti, pablo neruda, st. thomas aquinas, st. francis of assisi, st. augustine, abdus salam, rumi, e.e. cummings, kahlil gibran... john fante, charles bukowski, stephen hawking, maynard james keenan, danny carey....anyone smart, funny, well-groomed (you know who you are), irreverant, multi-lingual, sailors...paramahansa yogananda...noam chomsky...jeff spacoli...pin heads, freaks, geeks, greeks, mimes (so i can beat them up with a rolled up ny sunday times)...john lennon, j.d. salinger, the person that first discovered the avocado, coconut, mango, kiwis...the guy that designed the converse tennis shoe...slim whitman, jello biafra, tom waits, jesus christ, the devil...marilyn monroe...dr. drew, willi shakespeare...
yes please. coldplay, the postal service, the wolfgang press, tones on tail, richenel cocteau twins, dead can dance, nina simone, staind, cold, korn, hank williams (sr only!), duran duran, dead kennedys, velvet underground, nico, throwing muses, the sundays, la mystere de vox bulgares, the paladins, candye kane, tuvan throat singing, fiona apple, sonic youth, x, the weirdos david gray, sex pistols, the germs, butthole surfers, cramps, lou reed, jane's addiction, tom waits, leonard coen, nirvana, edith piaf, sarah vaughn, ella fitzgerald, billie holiday, robert johnson.... pj harvey, blondie, patti smith, chrissie hynde, janis joplin, bessie smith, charlie pride, hank thompson, patsy cline, wanda jackson, junior brown, social distortion, ronnie dawson, ted roddy, johnny cash, meryl haggard, vickie carr, jose feliciano, ray charles, ernest tubb, bob will and his texas playboys, marilyn manson, nin, rolling stones, led, james taylor, incubus, echo and the bunnyman....i could go on and on and on and on....tool, a perfect circle, the tea party, soundgarden, pearl jam, harold budd, brian eno, dream theatre....agnostic front, fugazi...., anything on 4AD, otis redding, tupac, mazzy star, xymox, rammstein, kelly willis, lyle lovett, jim morrison, stray cats, devo, phillip glass, cromags, revolting cocks, test department, erik b. and rakim, tackhead, laughing hyenas, peaches, lisa gerrard, seals and croft, bread, chicago (old stuff), howlin' wolf, screamin' jay hawkins, michael martin (wildfire, yo!), deep purple, beatles, kraft werk, alien sex fiend, fishbone...skinny puppy, coil, gg allin, a-ha, mozart, gustav mahler, schubert, chopin, the 5,6,7,8's, death in june, joy division, the screaming trees, alice in chains, ravi shankar, tori amos, california guitar trio, king crimson, kronos quartet, yo yo, sixgun republic, the derailers, billy joe shaver, asleep at the wheel, stevie ray vaughn, jimmy vaughn, charlie sexton, herman the german, gary wright, john waite, u2, bono, sinead o'connor, the legendary pink dots, the sugar cubes, bjork, barry white, pigmy love circus, kiss, the church, the alarm, the clash, the cars, tom petty, elvis presley...faith no more, biggy smalls, ice-t, ice cube, nelly, nas, kelis, public enemy, PIL, the uk subs, the new bomb turks, jesus and the mary chain, the smiths, morrissey, basement jaxx, red hot chili peppers, the mentors, black flag, ny dolls, the sounds, rush, styxx, rod stewart (old stuff), fleetwood mac, elton john...ministry, lucinda williams, chris isaak, jonny thunders, bb king, luther vandross, buddy holly, orange doughnuts, lords of the acid, my life with the thrill kill kult, the bravery, the doors, body count, flaming lips, doobie brothers, the jam, annie lennox, living colour, the replacements, talk talk, howard jones...frou frou, leslie feist, tom vek, a.r.e. weapons, ginuwine, craig david, amina, badly drawn boy, nick drake, brian jonestown massacre, elbow, the clash, ok go!, the new pornographers, viva k...the replacements....throwing muses, the birthday party, xmal deutschland, belly, colourbox, dif juz, gus gus, lush, lydia lunch, pale saints, my bloody valentine...kings of leon, alice coltrane....barry white...
waking life, amelie, a room with a view, queen margot, henry and june, fear and loathing in las vegas, two hands, mad max, priscilla, american splendor, dreams, taxidriver, a touch of evil, scenes from a class struggle in beverly hills, harold and maude, dangerous liasons, the hunger, braveheart, nights of cabiria, bladerunner, matrix (the first one was cool), the man who fell to earth, foxes, his girl friday, gone with the wind...freaks, napolean dynamite, better off dead, valley girl, fast times at ridgemont high...kung-fu hustle (the greatest movie made...this year)...
i don't own one, but a guilty pleasure when i did...queer eye....fashion television...the simpsons (the greatest show on television), beavis and butthead, the young ones, liquid television, the family guy, king of the hill, ren and stimpy, south park, happy tree friends and friends...., anything on discovery, national geo, sundance channel, ifc, rage (in australia), old soul train episodes, sienfeld, via la bam, monty python, freaks and geeks, okra (i mean oprah)...the rest pretty boring....ok wait! i hate this show so much i love it...the (fucking) bachelor....peep show (pure genius, better than the office (english version)...oh and...the office (uk and u.s.a.)
and writers: john fante (the reason i'm a writer), anything castaneda, neruda, bukowski, nin, henry miller, truman capote, einstein, bohr, gibran, cummings, kundera...plath, sexton, salinger, london...the dictionary (the greatest book ever written), paglia, tolstoy, wells, abelar, donner, huxley, tn. williams, frost, whitman (one of the many gay men i would marry), dostoyevsky, kafka, alcott, hunter s. thompson (my namesake), rosetti (both christina and gabriel-dante), dyer, hoff, bronte... sedaris, that far side guy, matt groening...e.m. forester, rilke, rimbaud, alan watts, chomsky, sam shepard, yogananda...oscar wilde, bertrand russell, gertrude stein, ranaldo, nan goldin, cindy sherman...
mother theresa, krishnamurti, maria montessori, bob dylan, dylan thomas, einstein, john fante, stephen hawking, charles bukowski, that homeless guy i saw on the street who smiled and wished me a merry christmas when it was -10 in new york city on christmas eve( and everytime i've seen him since then he tells me it's his birthday)....miss marina, morgana, ali b., ali g., borat (it's niiiiice!)...every kid that's ever been kicked around and still never gave up...word.