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About Me

I'm a BORED , Zenist , Agonstic leaning towards Nihilism..

My Interests

Whatever

I'd like to meet:

GOD!!! (just kidding)

Music:

Anything done on the Kazoo

Movies:

Westerns ...(as long as the soundtrack is done in hardcore Kazoo rap)

Television:

I'd rather throw acid into my own eyes than watch it...(It just makes more sense and dosen't hurt as bad.)

Books:

THE BIBLE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Heroes:

General George Patton ??? or Winnie the Pooh ??? It's a toss up.

My Blog

The New Dating

Why take a girl out ??? When you can just shoot one??? Not kill them , that would be wrong. Why spend $1000 on dating when .22 rounds are less than a nickel???.....The dating route is fine for people ...
Posted by dave on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:47:00 PST

Couldn't moon dance I bet

This is true.. I was just at the store and there was this teenager "walking" around. The thing is his feet were on backward....not his shoes , his feet. As if God haden't done enough to the poo...
Posted by dave on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:56:00 PST

Tom???

Who the HELL is this Tom faggot???? Why the HELL is he in my friends list????...Have I pissed GOD off again??? Screw it ...I'm going out to the desert and blow something up!!!!...You better be gone wh...
Posted by dave on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:36:00 PST