IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR COLLAR? OR ARE YOU JUST A DOUCHE BAG?
.....just thought i'd brighten your day :D
WHOSE LEAST AMAZING SMILE IS THE MOST GREAT COMMON DIVISOR OF UNEQUAL SOULS
i'm madi
i hate being late, but i'm never early...
if you love me you'll get me a single mocha turtle with whipped cream..
i love catchprases and nicknames..
feel free to give me one of the aforementioned..
the feeling of the sun on your shoulders is perfect..
apparently it counts if i put that i'm from the south
the german guy from the old Volkswagon commercials scares the hell out of me
the songs that i put on my profile generally mean something, which is why i change it so often
ostriches are the shit
if one more person plays 'Hey There Delilah', i think i'm going to scream..
half the time i have no idea what i'm laughing at..
internet lingo pisses me off..
the dictionary definition of my name is 'master of storytelling' when in all actuality, i'm pretty awful at it..
i bench it up:)
i don't wear glasses or contacts..
i have tourettes
feel free to laugh about it, because i do too
i love driving around wasting gas
i miss my '95 nissan pathfinder with all my heart
when dancing, i find it's best to do it in the street and to be spun around
i hate when you have to stretch over a chair and you can't reach far enough..
Jesus Saves
i repeat things over and over again but i don't mean to..
that's just how i roll..
i don't have a vera bradley bag-- what a tragedy
i'm really not as cynical as this might make me out to be..
..but if you want undercooked or overcooked food...i'm your girl:)lyt by avlays
i'm a hurricane, baby
