Im from good ol' DeLand Florida and graduated from college in April 2007 from Webber International University in Babson Park, Fl. Theres not much to do around here except to get drunk and go down to the see my boy Delgado aka "Del Geezy" aka "Da Pimp" at the Mini Mac where he pimps all of the Webber hoes out of. Yea yea your prolly saying now here is a man that has to buy ass. Not the case.....ok maybe a little but not much. When you go down to the Mini Mac your not buy just a hoe. Your buyng a hoe that can give you ass and do your homework or you can buy a hoe that can give you ass, do your homework, do your laundry, drive you to the big store, and she will buy YOU things cause your just that damn good! So when I take a visit to the Mini Mac im not just lookin for a good time. Im looking to invest! See I look at time as money. And I would have to say that my favorite hoe is Jessie cause that hoe will holler for that dollar! Then there is Mallorie who thinks she is a high classed escort who charges by the second.......damn that. How could i forget about Jenny. I payed in advance for her time and kept waitin and waitin. I gots to talk to Del Geezy about her and that situation. Then theres Tinkerbell who says she has a boyfriend but she will still make a grown ass mans toes curl up! And how could I forget about that hoe Lauren aka "Da Bicycle!" I sometimes try and get Chantelle but I think she only likes them wankers from England! Brittany T now theres a hoe that can take care of a well paying customer. She could even be a wifey to someone one day but you know that song You Cant Turn a Hoe Into a Housewife........maybe its wrong. Shes my second favorite cause she'll listen. Erica aka "Boobs" shes a lil fire cracker, but I like that. She earns her dollars. Oh how could I forget about Diana! She puts that Puerto Rican love on you like none other I have ever met before. Then there is the Erica aka "The Redneck" who can down a case of beer faster than a thirsty man in the Sahara desert and still kill a deer from 300 yards off. Wes has alot of money invested in her but hes still my boy. Brittani yea the one who likes Ohio State will never get a dime from me just becasue of the 2002 National Championship. Im still mad about that. Danelle and Shannon give the best massages a man could ask for and they are free! Lisa likes it when I take her to the fairway to pull out my deep driver for her. Ill pay more than once to see Karly run around the house bangin pots and pans together and then taking it to the yard!!! Pimp Del Geezy has got her on some good shit!!!! No but seriously I love all the hoes down at the Mini Mac! So if your ever rollin through Babson Park, Florida stop by the Mini Mac and tell Del Geezy that Frank da Tank sent ya!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Frank Connell
Birthday: Sept. 8, 1983
Birthplace: Sanford, FL
Current Location: Lake Wales, FL
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: A little of errthang!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Reefs
Your Weakness: Karly Dail
Your Fears: Losing the love of my life!
Your Perfect Pizza: Surpreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Graduate and a National Championship!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: FUCK!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Wow! I have a beautiful girl!
Your Best Physical Feature: My booty and eyes
Your Bedtime: When I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Friday nights
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Single is romantic, Groups are a blast
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Frozen Mocha!!
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Fuck no!
Do you Sing: Some people say I can!
Do you Shower Daily: Yep!
Have you Been in Love: Im in Love with the greastest girl ever!!
Do you want to go to College: Almost done bitches!!
Do you want to get Married: Now I do!!
Do you belive in yourself: Sure do!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes very easily
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure
Are you a Health Freak: Not to much
Do you get along with your Parents: I love them with all of my heart
Do you like Thunderstorms: They are awesome!
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Frank Da TAnk has never drank before!
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: It depends on what you consider drugs. I was on 3 RX's at one time.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yea like once!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes I have!! I ate one last night!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope, thats bait!
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: My baby wouldnt do that to me!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: Me NO!!
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: HAHA Nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: In my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Successful and married
What country would you most like to Visit: I dont really know, but Id like to go somewhere
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blondish
Short or Long Hair: Long or short
Height: 5'9"
Weight: N/A
Best Clothing Style: KDP's Style
Number of Drugs I have taken: I dont know
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: I had two
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I dont know if i have regrets but Ive made some mistakes.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
