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Star Fucking Hipsters

About Me

O.K., so we're not actually trying to take your under-age children across state-lines to live the decadent Star Fucking Hipster lifestyle. We are a new band featuring members of mostly current, with a couple of non-active, but not broken-up bands like Choking Victim, The Degenerics, Leftover Crack, the Slackers, Nanuchka and Casa de Chihuahua with honorary members from bands like the Bouncing Souls, World/Inferno Friendship Society and the Hold Steady (all of whom play on the two tracks we have decided to debut on this page). Anyhow, we have what I believe is a talented group of musicians here and we are making an effort to try and mix shit up with our styles of playing and song-writing while keeping the ideas of leftist-politics and ethics of true punk alive (we understand that the definition of "punk" has broadened and in our opinion has been obscenely perverted for years to meet capitalistic ends), but we are not here to exclude people, we don't care what you do, own, believe in, look like, where you come from or any of that superficial shit. We plan on playing all-ages shows with the hope of maintaining the interest of "slightly older" folks such as our-selves. What we do or "believe" in does not need to be conformed to by you. We are an ANTI-RACIST, ANTI-SEXIST, ANTI-HOMOPHOBIC & ANTI-FASCIST organization. We are pro-choice, but anti-breeding, we are against any wars that are fought for profit or for the power to enslave people or to destroy the cultures of another race, religious or ethnic group. We are against nations and their ill-gotten arbitrary borders. We are against the invasion and colonialism perpetrated by crass, brutish governments such our own. We believe only in fighting to defend your people, culture and resources from being raped by international bullies looking to turn a profit at the expense of innocent people and this very planet that gives us life.
WE BELIEVE IN ROCKING YOU!!!
We hope that you rock back.
Silly-Fuck* Hipster-December 2007, revised May 2008
*see our first blog
(supposedly this map will show where folks that check this page out are from according to their profile...if it sucks or seems stupid or doesn't work, it will be removed, but the highlighted place should be you silly fucker!!! P.S. The map seems to work to some extent, but not right away I think, we'll see if it grows and how long it takes for you to show up on it...you silly fucker!!!)
IMMIGRANTS AND HYPOCRITES. Live T.S.P. 8/3/08.
Star Fucking Hipsters - Two Cups of Tea
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Member Since: 4/10/2007
Band Website: starfuckinghipsters.com
Band Members: Frank D. Generic, Ara Slack, Yula Beeri, Sturg Fuckin' Hipster, Nico de Gaillo & often our official members include: Chris Portier, Alex Charpentier, P.Nut & our most frequent flier Major General Franz Nicolay with a shout out to Brian Alien! Past members have included: Jaimie T., Kisston, Gigi & the band was concieved of by myself & our dearly departed Brandon Chevalier-Kolling (1980-2004)
Influences: Political Punk, Metal, Crust, Ska, Garage, 80's 'PoP' & Indie-Rock
Sounds Like: Leftover Crack, Degenerics, we're "a little bit country, a little bit rock n roll, n a lil bit Soul II Soul"* 80's Pop, 60's Mod, 90's Crust, some new songs sound like 80's thrash & much, but not too much...more!!! *(quote is O.D.B. from the Mariah Carey "Fantasy (remix)" where p.diddy was just starting to ruin songs by lethargically grunting "uh" and constantly announcing that it is indeed "the remix"...)
Record Label: FAT WRECK CHORDS / alternative tentacles
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Nice Long Tour, special inside & outside friends...

It's drunk o clock right now, but I wanted to say thank you to everybody that came out to our shows in Europe & perhaps even enjoyed thems. We know we're not the greatest band, but we hope that you fi...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:32:00 GMT

SFH recording our second full-length!

At the moment we have the music for 7 new songs fully recorded with the vocals on 4 of them. by mid week we should have another 4 done (including a kick-ass collaberation with N.J.s Degenerics) & h...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 09:49:00 GMT

Thanks for coming out & fuckling about with us!

We at star fucking hipsters would like to express our appreciation to everybody that came out to see the shows we played on this last tour. Although you may not of come to see us in particular & perha...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 01:14:00 GMT

More U.S. tour dates, bring your broke asses out west!

Why not it's fucking winter, I'm in Mexico, you're somewhere else...DUDES! ROAD fackn TRIP! or fckn BEST SPRING BREAK EVERRRRRR!check it out, check us out, look at me! I'm totally wasted!! I'm upside-...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 10:39:00 GMT

Europe in May, chingadors!

Yeah, we're totally fucking broke & it's 10am & I'm still drunk from last night here in Guatemala, but I wanted to say a little bit about the fact that we have almost a whole being booked for Europe i...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 08:34:00 GMT

West Coast Tour!

We are heading out to the northwest to start our first west coast tour, it has us starting in Seattle & then heading south to Portland, the Bay-Area, So-Cal, AZ. & through "New" Mexico to end us up at...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 09:41:00 GMT

Sorry about the video resolution. Sexual Healing.

At some point after the "holidays" or "sooner" there will be a high resolution version of the "Two Cups of Tea" available & also in not too distant future we will be riding around in "Space-Cars", per...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 19:08:00 GMT

"Two Cups of Tea" is now up on this site!

We have finally finished the video & if hou go to our Video section, you can watch it right now! We had plenty of fun making the thing & we hope that you enjoy it. Thanks to Nichlas Chatfield ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 12:33:00 GMT

O.K. so maybe we’re out of shows til mid-march...

So, between a show getting canceled here & band members forgetting a certain show we had booked for the 10th of January, it looks like our winter hiatus is swinging into effect. Unless we post som...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:13:00 GMT

Hey yall, we done made us an empty v video.

Yarp, last week we filmed a video for "two cups of tea" right over at our C-squat. It should be up and available to watch sometime next week. It's not gonna win any awards, but it was pretty fun to ma...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 13:32:00 GMT