LAST UPDATED 02/02/08
Save a Horse:
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ABOUT LE BANG
HOW TO SURVIVE AN EMERGENCY SITUATION WITH LE BANG:
1. The Golden Rule, if I have my iPod I will be absolutely fine until the battery dies, so probably safest and more humane to do me in before that.
2. I'm a vegetarian and have stated quite openly many times that I would sooner eat a human being than a sweet innocent chicken so if food is scarce yer on the menu chucky ;)
3. Start singing that "kum bah yah" crap and your vocal chords are officially on the hitlist.
4. I get claustrophobic, so should the emergency involve us trapped in an enclosed space please get the hell out of my personal bubble.
5. My phone has an SOS function which flashes morse code, probably confused the neighbours when I left it on one night... But it does help our chances of survival!
6. If you're a dude and we are the lone survivors of a nuclear war, and you feel it is our duty to repopulate and replenish the planet I'm going to have to disappoint you; It's been my lifelong dream to witness the apocalypse.
7. Should our attempts at survival fail and you outlive me, I wish for my remains to be blasted into space in a capsule for Alien life forms to benefit from educationally.
THE BASICS
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MY MUSICAL MASTERMINDS
This is just a great song and a great random youtube video (all credit goes to Seal and venomspidey1 whoever he is: