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Jojoe5000

You don't know what ya got till its gone, for better or worse.

About Me

I am an Army brat born in Detriot and raised every where else. I have escaped the forsaken city of tulsa! I now reside in Yelm WA. Oddly enough im kinda excited about that. I love spontinuity and can be pretty random at times. I try to stay out of trouble but it seems to like me so i just roll with it. I aspire to be a pilot flying planes for money... dont ask me what kind or where because I dont care as long as I get to. If you wanna know anything else just ask. / Quotable Quotes. If you come to Tulsa, stay off the sidewalks! - By me. The more I get to know people, the more I like animals - unknown. Never aim at anything you you dont intend to shoot - Dads that teach their kids right. Man who stands on toilet, High on pot - Chinese proverb. Do You feel lucky, Punk? - Clint Eastwood. Say hello to my little friend - Tony Montana. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone - Jesus. Judge not less ye be judged - Jesus.

My Interests

Fast stuff, Cars, Trucks, Planes, Driving (on and off road), Flying, Sports (pretty much all of them but FISHING, paintball and disc golf come to mind), I've been called a gun nut, Breakin stuff... mostly cars/trucks Wheres the mud holes around here?, Fixin stuff... more of the later, Outdoors, Whiskey and anything that involves goodtimes.

I'd like to meet:

A girl that loves me as much as I love her. John Wayne, Gandi, Jack Daniels, Johnny Wallker, Ron White, Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, that chick from the movie Crank, and Mr. William Winchester.

Music:

Most all kinds. Country and Classic rock especially! Sublime, LBDA, Weezer, 311, Deftones, and Oasis deserve honorable mention and does anybody still listen to Rage Against the Machine?

Movies:

The Family Guy The Stewie movie, South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut, Team America World Police, Escape from Newyork, Topgun, John Wayne Flicks (havnt seen a bad one yet... and I've seen almost all of them), Clint Eastwood movies (most of them are good), Die Hard and any movies involving fast cars, big trucks and badass airplanes.

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama and other good stuff. Also a big fan of Discovery channel, History channel(Dog Fight!), Animal Planet and other edu. programs. If i had to pic a reality show it would be Liberty City Survivor... to bad it only exsist in the world of Grand Theft Auto.

Books:

The kind that tell me how to fix my car/truck or build somthin cool. I also like the ones that help me beat my video games. All time favorite is 20,000 Leauges Under the Sea.

Heroes:

My Father who died in the service and all of those real people who fight and die to make this world a better place. Also John Wayne, William Winchester, Jack Daniels, Snake Pliskin, Bruce Willis and Tom Hanks