hi, my name is christy. and i drink pepsi in the coca-cola kitchen. cause i'm a r e b e l. i think i'm hot snot on a golden platter, but i'm really just a cold booger on a paper plate. i'm average size, athletic, and muy inteligente. i have ADHD. attention defecit hyperactive disorder . currently residing in garden grove, californiaaa. i have a job, a car, a life, and a paycheck. i spend all my money cause i pay with p l a s t i c. i like short shorts in v i b r a n t colors. i excell in the art of eating and sleeping.
Once upon a time there was a skunk which could talk. His name was Stripe. The skunk became friends with a walking tree. The tree was called Legs. Then the tree and the skunk traveled the world together. They met a rabid squirrel called Foamy, and a bi-polar racoon called Ringo. They four friends travelled to LaLaland and ate fried shrimp and toasted marshmallows while singing silly karokee songs. They lived happily ever after.
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i seriously have the best friend in the world. we're so different, yet so alike. we both suffer from ADHD, which is a pain, and we're both the opposite of what we appear. watch out, we'll be terrorizing your neighborhood soon. [{eating apollo's together since 2005}]
out of my non-related friends, i've known her the longest. and i consider her related. she is the bread to my sandwich, the wheel to my car. we climb trees together,and we write each other secret messages that we don't find until years later. sound cool? that's cause it is beeechh. [{playing school and eating boogers together since 1997}]
i have literally known her my entire life. we tell eachother EVERYTHING, and we're unusually close for sisters with a two year age differance. i'm bigger and stronger than her, although i'm younger, and i'm extremely protective of her, so watch out heartbreakers. i rip out more than your heart if you fuck with her. [{farting and picking up dog poop together since 1991}]
we only became friends in 7th grade, when i thought she looked lonely in p.e. good thing cause she's one of my most reliable friends. we can relate on a ton of shit. [{being weird togehter since 2003}]
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