JOHN CORABI: LADIES & GENTLEMEN, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THE COOLEST ROCKER......CRABAPPLE!LISA MICHELLE: ...AND I NEVER GOT TO SEE HER BOOBIES :(C to the UZO: MY BUDDY FRANKIE!AMANDA & CHAD: THE LOVEBIRDS!THE HOOLIGAN ROCKER CHICK: THE BEAST FROM THE EASTKEVIN GUTCHER aka "THE GUTCH": THIS DUDE MAKES GUNS N' ROSES LOOK LIKE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK!SWEET STEPH O' MINE: WHAT A NERDO!
PAULY VS. CLAIRE DAMES PT.1 (TNT DOES TORONTO)PAULY VS. CLAIRE DAMES PT.2 (PAULY DOES HOLLYWEIRD)PAULYLAND PT.1PAULYLAND PT.2TORMENTING THE BABY: IT'S OK FOLKS DON'T WORRY, I'M A CERTIFIED UNCLE SO I'M ALLOWED TO DO SHIT TO THIS KID!SOUTH KOREA SUCKS: THIS IS THE FAMOUS VIDEO THAT HAS THOUSANDS OF CHINCS WANTING TO KILL ME. ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS.....FUCK YOU, YOU FILTHY FUCKS!
THIS IS STEPHANIE & SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND. IN MANY WAYS SHE IS MY ONLY FRIEND CAUSE I NEVER REALLY TELL PEOPLE ABOUT MY PROBLEMS EXCEPT FOR HER (I FIND IT KINDA GAY TO BE SHARING FEELINGS & SHIT LIKE THAT). ANYWHO, SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS BAG-OF-BITCH WILL BE WITH ME FOR A VERY LONG TIME OR AT LEAST UNTIL I WIN THE LOTTERY AND MOVE TO BEVERLY HILLS HAHA. BUT I JUST WANTED HER TO KNOW THAT I LOVE HER DEARLY BECAUSE SHE IS REALLY THE ONLY ONE THAT UNDERSTANDS HOW PAULY TICKS........BOY DID SHE GET JIPPED IN THIS FRIENDSHIP DEAL HAHAHA. LOVE YA BABES!