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PAULYWOOD

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About Me

WELL HELLO BOYS & GIRLS, WELCOME TO PAULY-LAND! I'M UR HOST "PAULY". I THOUGHT I'D TAKE THIS TIME TO EXPLAIN THAT DURING YOUR VISIT YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO VOICE UR OPINION ABOUT ME AND HOW MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE YOU TRUELY THINK I AM.....YET I DON'T THINK IT'LL MATTER CAUSE CHANCES ARE I COULD GIVE TWO FLYING SHITS ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY CAUSE I LOVE STIRRING SHIT UP. YES I KNOW I HAVE A LOT OF PORN STARS & STRIPPERS ON MY FRIENDS LIST BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME COMING TO YOUR WORK & KNOCKING THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH......SO AGAIN SHUDDUP. WELL I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AWESOME TIME AND REMEMBER TO NOT LEAVE ANY COMMENTS ON MY PAGE CAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY A DUMB ASS & YOU'LL LEAVE SOMETHING MORONIC.....LEAVE THE COMEDY TO ME ASSHOLES!

My Interests

JOHN CORABI: LADIES & GENTLEMEN, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THE COOLEST ROCKER......CRABAPPLE!LISA MICHELLE: ...AND I NEVER GOT TO SEE HER BOOBIES :(C to the UZO: MY BUDDY FRANKIE!AMANDA & CHAD: THE LOVEBIRDS!THE HOOLIGAN ROCKER CHICK: THE BEAST FROM THE EASTKEVIN GUTCHER aka "THE GUTCH": THIS DUDE MAKES GUNS N' ROSES LOOK LIKE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK!SWEET STEPH O' MINE: WHAT A NERDO!

I'd like to meet:

PAULY VS. CLAIRE DAMES PT.1 (TNT DOES TORONTO)PAULY VS. CLAIRE DAMES PT.2 (PAULY DOES HOLLYWEIRD)PAULYLAND PT.1PAULYLAND PT.2TORMENTING THE BABY: IT'S OK FOLKS DON'T WORRY, I'M A CERTIFIED UNCLE SO I'M ALLOWED TO DO SHIT TO THIS KID!SOUTH KOREA SUCKS: THIS IS THE FAMOUS VIDEO THAT HAS THOUSANDS OF CHINCS WANTING TO KILL ME. ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS.....FUCK YOU, YOU FILTHY FUCKS!

Heroes:

THIS IS STEPHANIE & SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND. IN MANY WAYS SHE IS MY ONLY FRIEND CAUSE I NEVER REALLY TELL PEOPLE ABOUT MY PROBLEMS EXCEPT FOR HER (I FIND IT KINDA GAY TO BE SHARING FEELINGS & SHIT LIKE THAT). ANYWHO, SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS BAG-OF-BITCH WILL BE WITH ME FOR A VERY LONG TIME OR AT LEAST UNTIL I WIN THE LOTTERY AND MOVE TO BEVERLY HILLS HAHA. BUT I JUST WANTED HER TO KNOW THAT I LOVE HER DEARLY BECAUSE SHE IS REALLY THE ONLY ONE THAT UNDERSTANDS HOW PAULY TICKS........BOY DID SHE GET JIPPED IN THIS FRIENDSHIP DEAL HAHAHA. LOVE YA BABES!

My Blog

THE UGLY WORLD OF DATING.....

WE'VE ALL HAD THAT MOMENT AT ONE POINT OR ANOTHER WHERE WE MADE PLANS TO GO OUT WITH A GUY/GIRL AND LITERALLY WITHIN' SECONDS OF MEETING HIM/HER THOUGHT TO OURSELF....."OF FUCK ME THERE IS NO WAY I'M ...
Posted by PAULYWOOD on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:04:00 PST

IVE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE!.....

SPARE ME,.........LITERALLY!DON'T THINK YOU'RE THE FIRST GIRL TO THINK THE FOLLOWING. WHAT UR ABOUT TO SAY TO ME HAS BEEN SAID COUNTLESS TIMES OVER AND OVER AGAIN- "ARE YOU RETARDED?"- "DID UR MOTHER ...
Posted by PAULYWOOD on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 08:54:00 PST

SPARE SOME CHANGE?.....

LAST NIGHT I WENT OUT ON A DATE WITH A FRIEND. NO IT WASN'T A DATE, IT WAS LITERALLY A FRIENDLY GATHERING, BUT WHO AM I KIDDING...........IF THE BITCH GOT DRUNK I SO WOULD'VE BEEN TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ...
Posted by PAULYWOOD on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 08:48:00 PST

SMACK MY BITCH UP!.....

OK, I KNOW THAT AFTER YOU READ THIS NOTE, MANY OF YOU (MOSTLY THE PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS) WILL THINK THE FOLLOWING STUFF TO URSELF ABOUT ME:- "WTF?"- "HE CAN'T BE SERIOUS"- "HE MUST BE ON HARDCORE DRUGS,...
Posted by PAULYWOOD on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 08:43:00 PST

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?...

I JUST FOUND OUT SOMETHING REALLY FUCKED THAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY AFTER A NIGHT OF PURE DEBAUCHERY!IT IS SO FRIGGIN GROSS, YET OH SO FUNNY THAT I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ABOUT IT?I'M TALKING ABO...
Posted by PAULYWOOD on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 09:31:00 PST

PROUD PAPPA PAULY!.....

A FEW WEEKS AGO I PICKED UP A CHICK WHO IS A "SINGLE MOMMY" AND THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE NIGHT SHE WAS GOING ON AND ON ABOUT HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO RAISE A KID AS A SINGLE PARENT. HOW ITS HARD FOR HER TO...
Posted by PAULYWOOD on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 09:54:00 PST

JESUS VS. MICHAEL JACKSON!.....

SO THERE I WAS A FEW DAYS AGO RIDING THE TTC SITTING BESIDE A SWEET OLD ITALIAN OR PORTUGUESE LADY WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE STARTED MAKING THE SIGN OF THE CROSS..........WTF???WELL, IT WAS BECAUSE WE ...
Posted by PAULYWOOD on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 06:31:00 PST