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Jack9

I snuggle on the first date."

About Me

I'm judgemental and much dumber than I look, so have patience.

I love it when people post bulletins, because that's really where you get to know who someone is...by what they choose to share with other people, day to day. During the weekends, I read all the new blog posts. Seriously.

I tend to invite random people to my friends list in the hopes they'll think I'm at least tacitly interesting. If you just get a bad vibe from me, you probably have an incredibly well developed sense of good taste and we would never really get along anyways.

AIM Jack9HC

My Interests


There's no linkz sexion so I'm sticking it here.

Eccentris.com - style over substance

Slashdot.org - News for nerds, real nerds.

Fark.com - The only news site you need to know.

Digg.com - Less nerdish more farkish.

Melissa Data - You want to know what they know about you? Now you can know.

The Internet Archive - look at how things used to be.

Music:


Anything but country. Ok maybe a little country. No experimental or anything too jazzy though. Just say yes to mexican speed metal. If you think you're a music expert and dont know who Placebo is, yur fucking fired.

In music as in life, there's nothing that can't be said complicated better.

Movies:

Yes plz. I watch all the good ones, indie ones, and some of the trendy ones. I have a top 10 scary, top 10 funny, top 10 foreign, top 10 favorite, and top 10 bad. That's how many movies I see.

Ichi the Killer, Clerks, Army of Darkness, Goonies, Labyrinth, Adventures of Remo Williams, Donnie Darko, Live Free Die Hard, Equilibrium, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Graveyard Man, Dark City, The Professional, Audition, Jacob's Ladder, Royal Tenenbaums, Zoolander, stuff like that. To be fair I also make fun of movies I've paid to see like Seed of Chuckie and Skycaptain (TERRIBLE).

Television:

I have cable again. I watch Sci-fi, Comedy Central, MTV, MTV2. Friends is nice to watch when you're high. I like SCRUBS, Drawn Together, Mad TV, Chappelle Show, THE DAILY SHOW W/ THAT STUART GUY, The Real World, Boys vs Girls, Pimp my Ride, Andromeda, Stargate SG-1, Farscape & Serenity (sad face), and the new Battlestar Galactica I guess, when it comes out on DVD.

Books:

I read a lot, when I have the time. I visit bookstores once a week and finish one book a month; sometimes more than a book a week if the series is good or I'm in jail. Favorites include Catcher in the Rye (by J.D. Salinger), Armor (by John Steakly), the Invisible Man (by Ralph Ellison), Friday (by Heinlein), Snow Crash (by Neal Stephenson), and Neverwhere (by Neil Gaiman).

My Blog

Who even knows about this?

Updated again. Not sure who would actually try to use this for anything but a source of random trivia about me. If you need to get ahold of me, you already know how...this aint it.
Posted by Jack9 on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 11:27:00 PST

1 year later

Things are a bit diff. If you know me, you know my number or how to get ahold of me. Come party at my place...I have more alcohol than I know what to do with and that's saying a lot. I'm a big drinker...
Posted by Jack9 on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 03:07:00 PST

Abrupt Pause.

If I had anything to say, it would go here. Updated my myspace page. More to come.
Posted by Jack9 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The pain puts you in perspective.

Fuck.Up.Your.Day inadvertently reminded me that I have strayed far far far away from my original beginnings as a social hermit who valued self appreciation and new depths of despair and depression and...
Posted by Jack9 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Insert Clever Title

I got hit on by a 47 year old mom of 3 today. I appreciate that. I played with her for awhile but I'm really anti-physical unless I know you. The moment she started up with the touching and shoving my...
Posted by Jack9 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I smuggle tic-tacs in my shirt

I've found that reversing pick-up lines I've been fed by girls works wonders with women. Since it's what they think is appropriate anyways, it's the whole psychological feedback. Of course Becka is li...
Posted by Jack9 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The mating rituals of strippers

I don't expect anyone to believe it. *I* don't even believe it. I certainly don't go for it. It's not that big a deal I guess. I can still respect a girl who dances naked for money because at least th...
Posted by Jack9 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Killing Angels. It's my job.

Today I nearly crashed an Angel into the upper roost wall. Was just gonna shear her off her harness like a windshield wiper smears a bug. To be fair, I don't give a shit about the angels. If one died ...
Posted by Jack9 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hello, this is tech support

My Original Art based on ExplodingDog.com. Jennet, this might seem familiar to you but it seemed timely given my new main page addition....
Posted by Jack9 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Expectation, Obsession, Desperation

Jennet (my only best friend I've never met) told me that my feelings for Rebecca were just natural human emotion. I just wasn't used to that concept...feeling things. A drunken man's words are a sober...
Posted by Jack9 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST