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Jett

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Hey, there! Jett Underfoot Trane Hopper Johnson, at your service. I'm a Miniature-Schnauzer, although nothing about my stature denotes "miniature". I kinda look like the "dog" piece in a "Monopoly" set. I'm what some might call "stout". I'm pretty laid-back, don't start trouble, y'know? I am a pretty mellow guy all-around. Occassionally, I will hear a knock at the door or something of that nature that will get me excited, but for the most part, I just like to hang out with bipeds and lay around. I enjoy couch-time quite a bit, as it is a new development in my life. I am assuming that it is because I am older now and folks know I won't poo there. (I am still going strong on my perfect record of "No Accidents in the New House!) I am very friendly and play well with others. I have a brother, Ozzie (Waddup, dawg!) and My Man is named Rusty (I call him "Dad-Dad"). He's an alright guy; takes me out regularly, keeps me fed and watered, gets me to the groomer, hangs out with me every day. He likes to talk and I like to listen, so we get along splendidly. The conversation ain't so bad and he seems to do better from it, so I am glad to help. I'm here to make friends and have converstaions. I think you will see that I am a great guy. I know My Dad-Dad tells y'all about me in the blogs and stuff, but you can come get at me for real, if you'd like. Holla at your Schnauzer!BARK PARTY by MUDKIDS from 'We Are Dynamic And People Like Us'
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Snoopy (groundbreaker; first one of us to walk upright on two feet in the funnies, a personal hero), Hooch, Charles Barkley, Spuds Mackenzie (just to party like that once, y'all), William Wegman, Laika (the first one of us to orbit the earth.), Tinkerbell (to see if she can't stand Paris. That's the word on the block), Odie (I wanna ask why he lets Garfield punk him. I'd whup his fat, lazy, lasgna-eatin' butt.), Mick Jagger, Prince (seems like a cool dude, and I think we can get along on the "little guy" angle), DMX (Gotta lotta love for you. The back-piece is FRESH! ARF! ARF!)

My Blog

Turtle.

Yo,So, I have this awesome new AAAAAROWWWW!! BOWWOWOWOWOWBOWW ARF ARF ARF rAAHH aaaaarrrrrRFFFF aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrFFFFF aRRRRRRRFFFFF!!!My bad, just the mailman.Where was I? OHHHH, I have this wonderfu...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 09:24:00 GMT

THAT’S RIGHT...I DID IT. SO WHAT!?

....yeah, I did it.I pooed on the floor right by Dad-Dad’s desk. Nice size pile, too. Sure, he let me out this morning, but I heard him on the phone...He was setting me up and I heard the whole ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:53:00 GMT

’BARK PARTY’ by MUDKIDS...VIDEO POSTED! The 5th Joint is HERE!

HEY!!!MY DAD-DAD MADE A VIDEO AND I AM ALL UP IN IT!!! He is, too, but he wrote the song...I guess that's fair.Man, this was FUN! I can't wait till Dad-Dad and the rest of the MUDKIDS finish this new ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:29:00 GMT

The Hunter....(No Mercy For The Walking Wounded)

This is for all my Colts fans.I never knew where I got my hunter's instincts from until today. What I saw will stay with me for the rest of my days. It was awesome.I had never seen my Dad-Dad's focus ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:57:00 GMT

Pants...

...never worn 'em. They don't look too comfortable, though. I prefer to go 'commando'...and I sure wouldn't want 'em 'hot'. I got fur for that.Just sayin'.Arf,Jett
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:17:00 GMT

Bed Ruminations 1

I'm kickin' it in the bedroom, now. I know that some of you are well-aware of my couch-guarding responsibilities, but I get it done from here now.How great was the Super Bowl, y'all? Nice guys don't a...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:30:00 GMT

The Bed

Yeah, that gosh-danged squirrel is out there....Dad-Dad is doing laundry, which kinda puts a crimp in my 'bed' schedule. He's got his clothes everywhere. I think he has gotten hip to my routine. See, ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:12:00 GMT

Looks like...

Yeah,So, I was at the spa, getting it all together. I didn't feel so hot after a while. My stomach was upset. I didn't know what was up.Apparently, I ate something bad yesterday. I am not a big chewer...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 06:14:00 GMT

Gettin’ my ’sexy’ on!

Yeah!Dad-Dad likes it when I get a little shaggy, but my hair was starting to get like his; it's business time. I am at the spa for a day of maintenance and I'll be posting pics of my new look a littl...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 06:36:00 GMT

5!!!

Hey!I am FIVE! FIVE! It is my FIF...!*tap tap*It is my FIF...!*tap tap*onetwothreefo'FIF!Man, what a great day! Dad-Dad is home, until tonight when he has to hang with those TWIN CATS (keep telling yo...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:50:00 GMT